Great advice, Iris. All addicts need is a desire to be free. Maybe her gift to her son is a book of inspirational cliches. Chicken Soup for the Addict's Soul.
Please, if there is anyone struggling with addiction reading this strip, do NOT follow Moy's advice!
Iris should give him a gift bag including body wash, shampoo, a loofah, a razor, clean underwear and a coupon for Best Cuts. And I'll still be sick of looking at both of them.
Maybe Iris will whip out a "Just Say No" t-shirt, vintage 1986.
@meg at 9:40 AM, I cannot choose between Olive and the Tee-hees or the Tweedlebeedies. They are equally excruciating. I'm ready for the Camerons. I think we still haven't seen June's version of Ian and Toby yet. I hope Ian's Astroturf sport coat survived the Joe to June transition!
@meg: I would rather see Tommy and DAWN tee-heeing it up all over the bedroom, but I'll settle for a Tommy and Iris tee-hee session! ... Ew, YUK! I've grossed myself out!
Don't be shy! I'd love to hear what you have to say about Mary Worth. Just keep it clean, that's all I ask. This is a FAMILY FRIENDLY blog. I don't want to moderate comments, but I will if I have to.
Great advice, Iris. All addicts need is a desire to be free. Maybe her gift to her son is a book of inspirational cliches. Chicken Soup for the Addict's Soul.
ReplyDeletePlease, if there is anyone struggling with addiction reading this strip, do NOT follow Moy's advice!
Perhaps Iris is offering Tommy "mother's little helper"? Or is she going to give him Mary's phone number? "What a drag it is, getting old."
ReplyDeleteIris probably has one of the blueberry muffins Mary made in April, tucked in her purse.
ReplyDeleteIris should give him a gift bag including body wash, shampoo, a loofah, a razor, clean underwear and a coupon for Best Cuts. And I'll still be sick of looking at both of them.
ReplyDeleteWho'd you rather see in this strip? Olive and the Tee-hees, or Tommy and Iris?
ReplyDeleteIs the Monkees tune "I Wanna Be Free" on the jukebox yet?
ReplyDeleteMaybe Iris will whip out a "Just Say No" t-shirt, vintage 1986.
ReplyDelete@meg at 9:40 AM, I cannot choose between Olive and the Tee-hees or the Tweedlebeedies. They are equally excruciating. I'm ready for the Camerons. I think we still haven't seen June's version of Ian and Toby yet. I hope Ian's Astroturf sport coat survived the Joe to June transition!
Is that a peeping-tom pathway that runs alongside the Beedies' apartment?
ReplyDeleteOh the horrors that peeping Tom would see.
ReplyDeleteIris - "Oh, Tommy! Oh my God!"
Tommy - " Ma, I never tossed off to anything."
Iris - "You told me you were combing your hair!"
Tommy - "I was! I was!"
"I want to GIVE you something that might HELP!"
ReplyDeleteWhat will it be? A Bible? A Hug? A Cold One from the Fridge? A great big, wet SMOOCH? A non-family-friendly activity? Can't wait to find out!
@meg: I would rather see Tommy and DAWN tee-heeing it up all over the bedroom, but I'll settle for a Tommy and Iris tee-hee session! ... Ew, YUK! I've grossed myself out!
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