Whoa! Wilburana Jones! He's a new man! Oh, if Iris could only see him now. It's too bad she didn't travel the world with him. No doubt this new virility would more than compensate for Siberia's sub-zero temperatures and living in a steel bunker so cold that ice forms on the walls and you have to wear a parka. Good wi-fi though.
Are we sure that's ice forming on the window? I'd prefer to think it's the stars flashing by as Wilbur hurdles through space in an iron-hulled steampunk rocket ship.
ReplyDeleteWait a minute, why aren't we getting that story line instead of Iris and Zak?
Ugh, "hurtles." Those homonym learning games from elementary school did not stick in my brain.
DeleteI know Wilber is cheap but there is no economy cabin on a regular ship that could be this bad. I've narrowed my guess down to a Japanese whaling ship or the Greenpeace ship tracking it. I'm leaning toward Greenpeace since he isn't covered in whale blood. (No free rides)
ReplyDeleteEither way, he is onboard under false pretenses and will soon reveal his true identity. "It was I, you fools! The man you trusted wasn't Wavy Gravy at all! - and all this time, I've been smoking harmless tobacco."
Looks to me like Wilbur is starring in another remake of "The Thing."
ReplyDeleteIs that Wilbur's shadow or s something sneaking up behind him? I bet it isn't the room stward with a Pina Colada.
ReplyDeleteHow are Wilburs glasses staying on?
ReplyDeleteI believe Wilbur is sporting a few more strands of hair. Must be those testosterone supplements.
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