Yesterday's game of "Where's Wilbur" was fun, but apparently irrelevant. The only thing that matters is that he is in a metal room without any heat, but very good wifi. Now to impress Iris on Skype. Just wait till she sees his jowl stubble.
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I love Wilbur's romantic, floating head image of Iris. She looks tired and discontented, not to mention the Voldemort nose. Wait till he finally contacts her via Skype and finds her youthful and blooming (but with the same nose problem). BTW, both Iris and Dawn can congratulate themselves for not accepting Wilbur's invitation to come with.
ReplyDeleteWilbur has always been a sucker for nose-less women. Maybe he thinks Iris will swoon and rush back into his arms once she takes a gander at his dreamy blue contact lenses.
ReplyDeleteIt seems that Wilbur's comb-over has sprouted some extra hairs--maybe in response to the cold? It's good to see the human body has not lost its ability to adapt. Also, I wonder who Wilbur is writing about in that remote location.
ReplyDeleteI think stubbled Wilbur will give stubbled Zak a run for his money and make Iris swoon.
ReplyDeleteWilbur gave Iris a teddy bear with a spy cam in it before he left. He's been using that each night to keep up with matters of the heart.
ReplyDeleteAs the web cast begins....
Wilber - "There's my sweetie. I can't believe it's been a whole week away from her. I really mi"... Hey, who is that guy in her apartment. Of course, it must be one of Tommys friends, he couldn't be older than 25. I bet he is in meetings with Tommy and came over to read the bible with him. That's ni... Hey wait, is she kissing him? Iris, what are you doing? That's enough. 2 minutes is enough. Please stop. Did the lights just go down?"
Wilbur weeps silently in his cold room.
Matters of the heart my foot. This toad totally ignored Iris's needs and wishes just so that he could indulge his selfish desire to sit in Quonset hut in Antarctica and pound out penguin survival stories. He deserves whatever he gets from Iris, and I hope it's the very spy-cam scenario suggested by Anonymous above.
ReplyDelete"Really, Wilbur? That's all you got? Sheesh! I'll take a rain check. ... Or better yet, a snow check ... nyuk nyuk nyuk!"
ReplyDeleteStella got her groove back by dating a younger guy. Maybe Iris can get her nose back.
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