Monday, February 13, 2017

Mary Worth 2518

"I broke Zak's heart, so he broke my back. Call a doctor."

10 comments:

  1. NanceFebruary 13, 2017 at 8:29 AM

    Today's Boldface Haiku is titled "Finally! Mary Gets To Meddle"

    That...Iris!
    Happened?
    Okay?!

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  2. KitKatFebruary 13, 2017 at 8:58 AM

    Mary is horning in on the Happy Hobo's territory. HH should have trademarked "Are you OK?" I do miss the shopping cart full of recyclables, though. It added a welcome je ne sais quoi.

    Unless Iris stopped at home to change clothes before buzzing Mary, this is not happening on Smooch Whoa Day.

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  3. fauxprofFebruary 13, 2017 at 9:41 AM

    Iris show up at your door haggard, distraught, and ugly-crying. No, Mary, she is demonstrably NOT okay!

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  4. Smarmy McWorthfaceFebruary 13, 2017 at 10:06 AM


    In the first panel, the set-up box says, "WHEN MARY'S DOORBELL RINGS . . ." Right under that, it says, "BUZZ! BUZZ!."

    So Mary has a bell that buzzes. More Mary Magic!

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  5. viscosityFebruary 13, 2017 at 10:22 AM

    HAiku for Iris

    I was kissed by Zak/ I was trying to break up/ Now I am confused

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  6. YahoonskiFebruary 13, 2017 at 10:59 AM

    "Oh, Mary, he had kisses sweeter than wine."

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  7. megFebruary 13, 2017 at 3:55 PM

    What do Old Mustard Breath's kisses taste like, Iris?

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  8. ShmoopieFebruary 13, 2017 at 4:21 PM

    BUZZ, BUZZ - what comes to my mind are John Belushi, Garret Morris and Dan Ackroyd in their killer bee costumes!

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  9. AnonymousFebruary 13, 2017 at 9:02 PM

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  10. justaguy02February 13, 2017 at 11:03 PM

    Mary is the perfect person to go crying to when you need a rhetorical wet blanket thrown over your sexual desire.

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