Wait! Is "the next day" Saturday? Is she on her way to work? All I want to see at this point is the awkward encounters between Ned and Dawn at the workplace, and what kind of retribution Ned has in store for Dawn, or better yet, Jared.
Mary has been chomping at the meddle bit for weeks, trawling for a victim. Trust me, Dawn, you'd be better off with a good hair stylist. He/she could tame that jagged mop while listening attentively to your problem. The advice would be much better, too.
Does Mary have time to pull prune-Splak muffins out of the freezer? "I just baked these at 5 a.m.!"
Today's Boldface Haiku is titled "Her Friend Don Works At A Clinic Where One Of The Doctors, Who He's Fallen In Love With, Is Married Even Though She Said She Was Divorced, So, Yeah, Really Complicated...Uh...Don's Job Is".
Dawn! Seen. Work? ...Okay. Complicated. Look talk. Good listener! Concerned..."friend."
Maybe Dawn thinks Jared is having the problem. Let's face it, she is no more than a plot device to illustrate haplessness incarnate. Her every situation is wrongheaded to the point of being cringe-worthy. That's cringe "Worth"-y...
Okay, so now that Moy has ruined what would have been the only mildly interesting aspect to this story - Dawn finding out "after the fact" that Ned is married - can we just call it a wrap?
So does Mary have free reign to do whatever she wants at Cornerstone such as cut off all the rose blooms from the bushes around the complex? Is everyone at Cornerstone in complete fear of her? Maybe next she can paint all the sidewalks pink to match her drapes.
@r u ok? - Ah, you just created an image for me. Poor Mr. Alora, standing on his tiptoes, peeking out of the small window of his basement room (that's all they give the hired help at the complex) as Mary passes by with his prized roses clutched in her hand. She knows he's watching and she knows he was planning on showing those perfect blooms at the Santa Royale Flower Show next weekend. She hears him wimpering, and she crouches down at the window well where she knows he can see her. "Snip, snip, Mr. Allora, Snip, snip."
As Scottie and Nance indicated, what is there to discuss? Unless the friend she's concerned about is Dr. Ned ("Oh Mary, he wanted to be with me so bad that he lied about being divorced. That should count for something, right?"). School is starting up and it's time to just leave the temporary job and Dr. Ned behind. What she SHOULD want to ask Mary is whether her friend has sufficient grounds to file a sexual harassment suit.
Don't be shy! I'd love to hear what you have to say about Mary Worth. Just keep it clean, that's all I ask. This is a FAMILY FRIENDLY blog. I don't want to moderate comments, but I will if I have to.
Mary has been chomping at the meddle bit for weeks, trawling for a victim. Trust me, Dawn, you'd be better off with a good hair stylist. He/she could tame that jagged mop while listening attentively to your problem. The advice would be much better, too.
ReplyDeleteDoes Mary have time to pull prune-Splak muffins out of the freezer? "I just baked these at 5 a.m.!"
So, Dawn has a "friend" with a problem. C'mon, girl, nobody ever believes that one. Besides, you don't have any friends.
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ReplyDeleteJeez, Dawn is CONFLICTED about this? Holy moley.
-- Scottie McW.
Today's Boldface Haiku is titled "Her Friend Don Works At A Clinic Where One Of The Doctors, Who He's Fallen In Love With, Is Married Even Though She Said She Was Divorced, So, Yeah, Really Complicated...Uh...Don's Job Is".
ReplyDeleteDawn! Seen. Work?
...Okay. Complicated.
Look talk. Good listener!
Concerned..."friend."
Maybe Dawn thinks Jared is having the problem. Let's face it, she is no more than a plot device to illustrate haplessness incarnate. Her every situation is wrongheaded to the point of being cringe-worthy. That's cringe "Worth"-y...
ReplyDeleteOkay, so now that Moy has ruined what would have been the only mildly interesting aspect to this story - Dawn finding out "after the fact" that Ned is married - can we just call it a wrap?
ReplyDeleteSo does Mary have free reign to do whatever she wants at Cornerstone such as cut off all the rose blooms from the bushes around the complex? Is everyone at Cornerstone in complete fear of her? Maybe next she can paint all the sidewalks pink to match her drapes.
ReplyDelete@r u ok? - Ah, you just created an image for me. Poor Mr. Alora, standing on his tiptoes, peeking out of the small window of his basement room (that's all they give the hired help at the complex) as Mary passes by with his prized roses clutched in her hand. She knows he's watching and she knows he was planning on showing those perfect blooms at the Santa Royale Flower Show next weekend. She hears him wimpering, and she crouches down at the window well where she knows he can see her. "Snip, snip, Mr. Allora, Snip, snip."
ReplyDeleteAs Scottie and Nance indicated, what is there to discuss? Unless the friend she's concerned about is Dr. Ned ("Oh Mary, he wanted to be with me so bad that he lied about being divorced. That should count for something, right?"). School is starting up and it's time to just leave the temporary job and Dr. Ned behind. What she SHOULD want to ask Mary is whether her friend has sufficient grounds to file a sexual harassment suit.
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