I'm thrilled for Wilbur! He's obviously found his soulmate. I haven't seen him this happy since Kurt Evans tried to convince him that Kurt was Wilbur's son. And that turned out great!
I'm thrilled for Wilbur! He's obviously found his soulmate. I haven't seen him this happy since Kurt Evans tried to convince him that Kurt was Wilbur's son. And that turned out great!
Hmmm...Fabiana may be a perfectly nice girl who sees all of Wilbur’s good qualities (he has to have some, right?). Or we have the next in a series of predatory women. Like Evil Entertainer Esme, she is tall, curvaceous and has long luxuriant hair, unlike the drab waifs who represent good-girldom in the Worthiverse. However, Triple-E was simply an opportunist who was targeting a good-looking male just because she could, I fear Fabiana is out for a real material payout. Who will rescue Wilbur?
ReplyDeleteI'm having a hard time suspending my belief system (from believing Wilbur would dump someone with a pulse, to Wilbur having a hot girlfriend, to Wilbur dancing) to get on board with this plot line, even by Worthiverse standards. Maybe I just can't believe this nebbish Eeyore of a character will ever be happy. If this plot closes with Wilbur in the U.S. Embassy in Bogota explaining how he was scammed out of all his vital personal papers, all order in the Worthiverse will be restored.
ReplyDeleteJust saying, between Fabiana and Pedro, I'm glad some comic strip is catering to bisexuals.
ReplyDeleteI am curious to see what Wilbur will look like when he's dancing.
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ReplyDeleteIf Wilbur's lucky, HE will learn some "moves" from swarthy, handsome, and debonair Pedro. But I hope this never ever includes Wilbur wearing a wife-beater.
-- Scottie McW.
They must be beginning with Wilbur standing on a box because yesterday the top of his head didn't even reach Fabiana's eyebrows.
ReplyDeleteWilbur, you're not really a father or a journalist, either.
I don't know what might be going on with Fabiana's leopard skin pants but her top appears to have shrunk from a sleeveless blouse to a halter-top.
ReplyDeleteWill Wilbur end up locked in a bathroom in South America?
ReplyDeleteToday's Boldface Haiku is titled "Dateline Bogota: How I Survived Salsa Lessons, By Wilbur Weston".
ReplyDeleteSalsa teacher. Moves.
While. Dancer.
Love!
Let's begin!
I wonder if Wilbur likes Colombian sandwiches.
ReplyDeleteI thought that Freddie Mercury had died some years ago.
ReplyDeleteMaybe this is about health care: Wilbur spins, Wilbur falls, Wilbur breaks ankle, Wilbur can't get sufficient care.
ReplyDeleteDon't look at him; he's hideous.
He may be a lover, but he ain't no dancer!
ReplyDeleteAre Wilbur's glasses taped together with some kind of white tape?
ReplyDeleteI predict this will end with Wilbur in a bathtub filled with ice and his missing a kidney.
ReplyDeleteDid I miss a story line where it was revealed that Wilbur is fabulously wealthy?
ReplyDeleteAlso, he really does look like a hedgehog next to her.