Listen to your tummy brain. When that doesn't work, travel across the country and stay several months with a wealthy family in NYC you barely know. Take their young daughter, to whom you are not related, out of school and visit tourist sites the child has seen before. The family will appreciate it.
Generally, by the time you are Real, most of your hair has been loved off, and your eyes drop out and you get loose in the joints and very shabby... generally.
Don't be shy! I'd love to hear what you have to say about Mary Worth. Just keep it clean, that's all I ask. This is a FAMILY FRIENDLY blog. I don't want to moderate comments, but I will if I have to.
Typing in the dark will strain your eyes and lead to headaches.
ReplyDeleteWhen you've worn off all the characters on the keys, it's time to shop for a new computer.
ReplyDelete-- True love doesn't always appear in Bogata.
ReplyDelete--My laptop screen is bigger than the keyboard and hangs out too far when closed.
ReplyDeleteMy advice to you is don't let other people tell you what to do.
Get it?
-- Scottie McW.
Today's Boldface Haiku is titled "Ghost In The Machine: Mary Is Held In Thrall By The Wise Words Of Computer Again."
ReplyDelete"True love doesn't always appear
as we expect it.
Romantic,
Less real."
--Food is better than Prozac.
ReplyDeleteIf you need a font this big, it’s time to visit an ophthalmologist.
ReplyDeleteTrue love is as true love does
ReplyDeleteWhen you feel like true love doesn't exist go outside and cut all the blooms off of every rose bush you can find
- To quote a power ballad of the 80s "If you've got love in your sights
ReplyDeleteWatch out, love bites"
If you can't tell the difference between someone asking your opinion and asking your advice, it's time to find a new gig.
ReplyDeleteWuv, twue wuv . . .
ReplyDeleteAlways keep a spare in case your plot is derailed.
ReplyDeleteListen to your tummy brain. When that doesn't work, travel across the country and stay several months with a wealthy family in NYC you barely know. Take their young daughter, to whom you are not related, out of school and visit tourist sites the child has seen before. The family will appreciate it.
ReplyDeleteWhat is love? Baby don't hurt me, don't hurt me no more.
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ReplyDeleteGenerally, by the time you are Real, most of your hair has been loved off, and your eyes drop out and you get loose in the joints and very shabby... generally.
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ReplyDeleteGo on a cruise! Eat well! Fold towels! Get your picture taken! Have a fling with a lounge singer!
No, wait.
-- S. McW.
Ride a horse on the beach, but make sure the horse smokes cigarettes.
ReplyDeleteUse caution. Your Speedo may disappear in rough surf.
ReplyDeleteThursday:
ReplyDeleteDon’t count your chickens before they’re hatched, and don’t read today’s strip if you’re actually expecting something to happen.