Sunday, December 10, 2017

Mary Worth 2766

"Iris, you know how you've always said you have a thing for stubble?..."

14 comments:

  1. I can't un-see Wilbur's stubbly, stubby, fat legs. AAAUGH! For heaven's sake man, put some pants on!

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  2. I just walked into the kitchen where my husband is innocently reading the news on his laptop. I told him if he ever shaved his legs, I'd leave him. Why is he looking at me funny?

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  3. I was thinking the same thing Delilah. Who in the name of all that's decent wants to see Wilbur's disgusting hairy legs? Plus, he's still wearing that tan shirt he was wearing in Bogota. No wonder Dawn couldn't wait to get out of there. He must reek.

    From the looks of the last panel, I think we are going to be treated to another AAAUGH! moment.

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  4. Regina, I agree. Moy just missed the opportunity for an extremely long and drawn-out Sunday “AAAUGH!” or “AIIIEEE!”, which could have been stretched across several panels given the extra space (just like a good Dostoevsky novel).

    Plus we had all been looking forward to him sauntering seductively over in his robe and slippers to find them in flagrante delicto, then inevitably weeping into a huge vat of carrot muffins. So disappointing.

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  5. Why didn't Iris block Wilbur's number? He certainly gave her plenty of reasons to do that.

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  6. Could Wilbur get any more smug? Ha ha, I love it that Iris didn't hem and haw, but went right for the jugular.

    I see Wilbur stalking Iris and Zak. And then several nights of him closing down the Heartache Bar and Grille.

    -- Scottie McW.

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  7. If Moy is trying to make us feel sorry for Wilbur, she is not succeeding. I don't think he could possibly look more schlubby and unpleasantly smirky if he tried. (And please don't!).

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  8. Here’s something to look forward to (or not): the next Pool Party, at which we see Wilbur’s Speedo AND his legs.

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  9. Ohh, meg. Oh, dear. Everyone outta the pool! STAT!

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  10. Whelp, looks like it's back to Bogota to patch things up with Fabiana . . .

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  11. Move over, William Shakespeare. "I have other plans . . . and his name is Zak!" is now the greatest line in the English language.

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  12. I think that June must despise Wilbur as much as the rest of us. She makes him look as disgusting as possible. I mean, leg stubble? I really don't want to contemplate his depilation rituals.

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  13. It's just a Baby Ruth...

    At least Wilbur's robe was closed. I don't recall the stubble in the Speedo scene, or perhaps I've just blocked it out

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  14. Dawn should point out to her father that contrary to whatever Fabiana said, shaving his legs does not in fact balance out the lack of hair on his head.

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