Picking up on today's secret message, I visualize Arthur sprawled across Estelle's table, next to Libby. And how, um, interesting that Estelle has a squash in the fruit bowl.
WARNING! WARNING! DING DING DING DING! CODE RED! STEP AWAY FROM THE LAPTOP!
Yeah, he doesn't go on SilverDaters much because he doesn't want his wife to find out about it. Better to use his secret yahoo account, which he accesses only at work.
-- Scottie McW.
P.S. Hilarious comments from you, Wanders!
P.P.S. Man, CAPTCHA really put me through the wringer this morning.
Estelle, Estelle! You should have attended that Scam Spotter speaker from your County Department of Consumer Affairs who was at the Charterstone Sixty and Better club last week. I have a feeling not even Mary Worth will be able to help you out of the pickle you're going to be in once you start corresponding with this guy using your private email. I'm sure Mary skipped that presentation also since she knows it all.
I am really having trouble on Estelle's hair style. It's all I can focus on. How much time does she spend on her hair every morning? Her hair kinda has a 70s Farah Fawcett vibe to it.
@MDMaryTed - I'm glad I'm not the only one troubled by Estelle's hair! I've been thinking the same thing! Plus why does Estelle look so young? If the colorist swapped out the bondo gray for the yak urine yellow she uses for Toby and Iris, she'd look to be about their age. Of course, considering that Mary is 130 or so, why am I even pondering this?
Don't be shy! I'd love to hear what you have to say about Mary Worth. Just keep it clean, that's all I ask. This is a FAMILY FRIENDLY blog. I don't want to moderate comments, but I will if I have to.
Today's Boldface Haiku is titled
ReplyDelete"SilverDaters Is A Filtered Site In Prison. I Mean Nigeria. I Mean...Like Profile!".
[Great! Like profile!
I'd like to
Get to know you.
Will you
Write to me at
My Yahoo email since I
Don't come to
SilverDaters often?]
Picking up on today's secret message, I visualize Arthur sprawled across Estelle's table, next to Libby. And how, um, interesting that Estelle has a squash in the fruit bowl.
ReplyDeleteArthur upgraded to Yahoo mail from Hotmail.
Scam! Scam! And gross, that Libby is sprawled on the kitchen table, like a Playcat centerfold.
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ReplyDeleteWARNING! WARNING! DING DING DING DING! CODE RED! STEP AWAY FROM THE LAPTOP!
Yeah, he doesn't go on SilverDaters much because he doesn't want his wife to find out about it. Better to use his secret yahoo account, which he accesses only at work.
-- Scottie McW.
P.S. Hilarious comments from you, Wanders!
P.P.S. Man, CAPTCHA really put me through the wringer this morning.
Why did it take a week for me to realize that Karen Moy is writing this from her own experience dating online?
ReplyDeleteHow YOU doin'? Hey, that was Joey Tribianni's line.
ReplyDeleteEstelle, Estelle! You should have attended that Scam Spotter speaker from your County Department of Consumer Affairs who was at the Charterstone Sixty and Better club last week. I have a feeling not even Mary Worth will be able to help you out of the pickle you're going to be in once you start corresponding with this guy using your private email. I'm sure Mary skipped that presentation also since she knows it all.
ReplyDeleteComic strip said it all, I like your profile. :)
ReplyDeletei can't decide if this is going to be a bad news catfishing situation or a love found situation. Who am i kidding? I know.
ReplyDeleteNot looking forward to the CAPTCHA :((
I am really having trouble on Estelle's hair style. It's all I can focus on. How much time does she spend on her hair every morning? Her hair kinda has a 70s Farah Fawcett vibe to it.
ReplyDelete@MDMaryTed - I'm glad I'm not the only one troubled by Estelle's hair! I've been thinking the same thing! Plus why does Estelle look so young? If the colorist swapped out the bondo gray for the yak urine yellow she uses for Toby and Iris, she'd look to be about their age. Of course, considering that Mary is 130 or so, why am I even pondering this?
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