Wednesday, January 13, 2021

Mary Worth 3545

Never forget that Saul and Greta are eating chicken for dinner. Green chicken.

11 comments:

  1. Telling your problems to Greta and expecting helpful suggestions won’t work, Saul. Her response is always “Woof!”

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  2. I think that green stuff is the salad Greta refused to eat. Saul caved in and gave her the entire rotisserie chicken, then dumped her salad onto his plate. The ketchup conceals most of the dog hair.

    HelenClark

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  3. Today's Boldface Haiku is titled

    "Saul Exhausts His Compendium Of Knowledge About Women".

    Crying episode,
    Why!
    Medical condition.
    Embarrassed.
    Said?

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  4. Sure, Kitkat, Greta only says "Woof" but Saul knows her well enough to understand that she really means "I am Groot"

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  5. Saul is like Star Trek's Mr Spock: It is not logical for the female species to cry. The female must be experiencing physical distress, and needs medical treatment.

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  6. "Was it something I said?"

    Right on schedule, another MW character sinks into irrational self-doubt and wonders if s/he is actually to blame for whatever perceived crisis has befallen him/her.

    Mary, code red at Saul's place, STAT!

    -- Scottie McW.

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  7. Really, we are going to have to start coming up with reason's for Eve's crying ourselves. It's obvious that Moy doesn't know.

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  8. How dare anyone accuse Moy of not knowing why Eve is crying! She wouldn't do that! I'm sure she knows why Eve is crying as well as she knows Gram's secret ingredient. So there.

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  9. Let's see... It's Wednesday. I predict by Friday we will have SOME answer to why Eve got upset at the mall, even if Greta's intelligence gathering mission only results in "Ruf" as the answer to Saul's question about how Eve is feeling. Tomorrow: Saul runs into Mary at the trash cans, and they indulge in some cautious speculation, inspiring Mary to throw a batch of muffins in the oven and hurry over to Eve's. Way to go, Nance!

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  10. Good ones, Steve et al! Jukebox suggestion: "Why Do I Cry?" by The Remains

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  11. i love my dogs but i only tell them to stop barking time to eat time to sleep they dont wanna here what i did that day

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