Saturday, July 3, 2021

Mary Worth 3675

MissScarlet! Calls it AGAIN! The Fury v. Wilder heavyweight fight is in Las Vegas on July 24th. Just saying.

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  1. ‘Twas Clinic, and the &%^$#y proles
    Did slap and hairpull by the drape
    All flimsy was the Drewbloke
    And the snarkers did celebrate.

    “Beware your taste in girls, my son!

    The hands that steal, the paws that slap!

    Beware the beringed ears, and shun

    The sticky coffee patch!”

    He took his Rolex watch in hand;

    That Trashlee back to him had brought

    So dreamt he that his girl Trashlee

    And Shauna his ex by the arms him caught.

    They pulled him apart as he dreamt he stood,

    The &%^$# and the still &%^$#ier dame,

    And meanwhile they slapped and scratched for blood,

    Threw punches as rushing in he came!

    One, two! One, two! And through and through

    Their little fists went snicker-snack!

    He oofed and ugghed and hit his head

    On the floor with a resounding crack.

    “Drew is mine!” said Shauna then

    “Do you hear me, Karen Moy?”

    “No he’s mine!” she heard Trashlee say
    “I’ll have his Rolex for my toy.”

    ’Twas Clinic, and the &%^$#y proles

    Flung coffee and punches by the drape:

    All punched out was the Drewbloke,

    And the snarkers did celebrate.

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  2. And go Fury go! This is the first boxing match I have had an interest in since Mike Tyson retired.

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  3. Bill the Butcher, this may be the first time Lewis Carroll has had ANYTHING to do with Mary Worth.

    Not only is the stucco in disrepair, there appears to be no Security personnel at the People’s Clinic.

    As bad as those punches are, Drew might be in worse condition if he drank that “coffee.” Imagine his throat, esophagus, and stomach coated with that substance.

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  4. Thanks, Bill the Butcher! It is nice to start the day with a laugh.
    Anyone who has been in middle or high school knows the last thing you do is get in the middle of a girl fight. The slam poet, and teacher, Taylor Mali said, "You stand back, wait until it is over, then take what is left to the school nurse".
    Drew might learn a valuable lesson...or not.

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  5. Wow, this story line is going down in "MW and Me" lore as one of the all-timers, maybe the GOAT.

    Now, the question is, did they try to slug each other and accidentally hit Drew, or did they deliberately hit him? It would take a great deal of incompetence to do the former, so I'm guessing that's what happened.

    -- Scottie McW.

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  6. Is Ashlee punching Drew or projectile vomiting on this chin?

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  7. MissScarlet - You've done it again! And we've held a meeting and decided to let it go one last time. With the understanding that you return to therapy and agree to burn your collection of Barbara Cartland novels.

    HelenClark

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  8. Haven't seen this level of violence in a comic strip since vintage Dick Tracy. All the characters need are cool criminal nicknames. Ashlee can be Pocket Watch, and Shauna can be Needles. Since they're fighting over Drew he's Turf, which of course makes his boating father Surf.
    Now if only Mary summons Teflon Girl with her two-way wrist radio.

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  9. Well, I would claim to be on speed-dial with Moy, but then I fear that HelenClark and her council would really have me committed (and rightly so).

    Anyway, as Wanders has pointed out, this is very predictable.

    Now, tomorrow, we really should see some Clinic Staff come to the rescue. I'm pretty sure that Dr. D. has a glass jaw and will be out cold for some time.

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  10. Nice. There are lots of "panel of the year" candidates in Sunday's strip.

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