Friday, July 2, 2021

Mary Worth 3674

Well, Miss Scarlett got her wish: Hair pulling. Hair. Pulling. Today I'm hoping she wishes for jail time. Jail. Time. Or at least a 72-hour psychiatric hold.

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  1. This is structured like Vulcan combat, Kal-if-fee, with distinct phases/weaponry. Slapping, coffee throwing, hair pulling. Are there more phases to come, or can Drew establish order at The Peoples Clinic Ad Hoc Foyer Combat Arena.

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  2. Honestly, is some earring pulling too much to ask for? Hmpf.

    Good for you in finding the Canoga Park coffee-flinging incident, Wanders. Art really does imitate life.

    What kind of coffee STICKS TO SKIN? (I guess I should ask June that.)

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  3. Looks like Shauna’s going to need a bandaid for her chin. Ashlee has pulled out her claws and with those toned pipes, she’s gonna do some serious damage!

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  4. The Shauna Ear Watch report : Still no ear.
    If hair pulling can't free it, it can only mean Shauna has no ear. That aqua thing attached to her cheek, and may transmit sound to her brain

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  5. Trashlee and Shauna Of The BrainDead really should spread the mud packs they squirted over each other’s cheek all over their faces. It works better that way.

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  6. This is how Bella Hadid eliminated her rivals and became a star.

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  7. New Charterstone request:

    Mary MacGregor - Torn between two lovers

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sks0x_GJIDs

    "Loving you both is breaking all the rules"

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  8. Sorry, ladies, but Drew doesn't drink coffee. He's walked in with his 42-ounce Frostee and will dump it over the two of them thus ending the fight and treating their burned faces with one Super Gulp. Nicely done, Dr Drew.

    HelenClark

    p.s. Good to see you back, Regina W-P. Don't worry; you didn't miss anything.

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  9. One of the slang terms for coffee is "mud," and we see that June has taken this literally.

    She really ought to get out more.

    -- Scottie McW.

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  10. Oh boy! I couldn't be happier. Now, if one of them (or both?) slugs Dr. D. (accidentally?) while he's trying to break them up, then Wander's will get his wish too.

    BTW, my parents used to live in Canoga Park. It is really a lovely community. Honest.

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  11. If only Dr. Drew were driving the Violent Femmes in his car. Then he could utter the immortal parental words: Do I have to stop this car?

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  12. Aaaaaand he's down! The champion, er, Moron is down! The referee is calling the count! One! Two! Three....Nine! Ten! Yes! We have a hint new $#@%^weight Champion of the world, ladies and gentlemen! The Coffee face Duo!"

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