Thank you to Matthew Cunningham at the super-underground dark-Facebook page that I will not name. I totally stole this joke without asking his permission because it was too good not to steal.
Drew has committed so many ethics violations in this Ashlee-Shauna escapade, the Santa Royale Medical Association could have a field day investigating him. Luckily for him, there is no Santa Royale Medical Association.
Taking babe to dinner, hmm? Tony’s Pizza? Bubba’s Burger Joynt? New Country Buffet?
But Wanders. Matthew's mother gave him that joke shortly before she died. You better tell him you found it in the woods and give it back to him.
Anyway, I will be disappointed if Shauna isn't stalking them tonight, although I don't want to see another liquid-throwing smackdown. A more subtle secretive takedown would be superb.
I think KM is trying to set us up with this “I need to talk to you” business. Well, I for one, am not buying it, KM, because “that kind of thing” just does not happen in the Worthiverse.
I’m guessing Ashlee is going to hit Drew up for a teensy, weensy little loan. After all, it is his fault for putting her amazing photos on his Insta page. She’s been contacted by the largest modeling agency in NY and she needs just a little cash for airfare, hotel accommodations, maybe some new clothes? Ten thousand would be good but she could probably get by with 8. Not to worry, though, Drew. She’ll pay you back once she’s pulling in the big bucks.
Attention Santa Royals media: word has it that hot-and-heavy meddling is going down tonight at the Bum Boat. Oh, and there may be a few @#&*$% slaps going on, too. Be there, or be square.
Good choice on the Bum Boat for dinner. Don't think Shauna will have a chance of showing up there unless she waitressing at the BB now that her life has turned around. In fact, this much more probably scenario than the Revolving Door with Coffee Confrontation promises to result in some pie throwing...No burns from a pie-as-weapon choice.
How is it that Hugo, a young exchange student / house painter could afford to take Dawn out to fancy French restaurants while Drew, a successful doctor in his late 30’s, sponging off his rich daddy, can only afford burger and pizza joints?
Garnet - you took the words off my keyboard. Why on earth would he agree to see Ashlee after that mess?! I think Drew may be one of those who enjoys the upheaval and pandemonium more than the relationship.
Hmm...maybe we should stick with this storyline. It sounds way more interesting than anything else we've seen in years.
KitKat - You do realize, of course, that you now have every healthy, red-blooded male here fantasizing about Shauna slithering about the boardwalk in a mermaid costume?
Don't be shy! I'd love to hear what you have to say about Mary Worth. Just keep it clean, that's all I ask. This is a FAMILY FRIENDLY blog. I don't want to moderate comments, but I will if I have to.
Wanders, that joke was begging to be borrowed.
ReplyDeleteDrew has committed so many ethics violations in this Ashlee-Shauna escapade, the Santa Royale Medical Association could have a field day investigating him. Luckily for him, there is no Santa Royale Medical Association.
Taking babe to dinner, hmm? Tony’s Pizza? Bubba’s Burger Joynt? New Country Buffet?
ReplyDeleteBut Wanders. Matthew's mother gave him that joke shortly before she died. You better tell him you found it in the woods and give it back to him.
Anyway, I will be disappointed if Shauna isn't stalking them tonight, although I don't want to see another liquid-throwing smackdown. A more subtle secretive takedown would be superb.
-- Scottie McW.
Kit Kat-
ReplyDeleteMaybe Drew will splurge and take Ashlee to the Bum Boat. They could double with Mary and Dr. Jeff!
I think KM is trying to set us up with this “I need to talk to you” business. Well, I for one, am not buying it, KM, because “that kind of thing” just does not happen in the Worthiverse.
ReplyDeleteI’m guessing Ashlee is going to hit Drew up for a teensy, weensy little loan. After all, it is his fault for putting her amazing photos on his Insta page. She’s been contacted by the largest modeling agency in NY and she needs just a little cash for airfare, hotel accommodations, maybe some new clothes? Ten thousand would be good but she could probably get by with 8. Not to worry, though, Drew. She’ll pay you back once she’s pulling in the big bucks.
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Attention Santa Royals media: word has it that hot-and-heavy meddling is going down tonight at the Bum Boat. Oh, and there may be a few @#&*$% slaps going on, too. Be there, or be square.
ReplyDeleteGood choice on the Bum Boat for dinner. Don't think Shauna will have a chance of showing up there unless she waitressing at the BB now that her life has turned around. In fact, this much more probably scenario than the Revolving Door with Coffee Confrontation promises to result in some pie throwing...No burns from a pie-as-weapon choice.
ReplyDeleteHow is it that Hugo, a young exchange student / house painter could afford to take Dawn out to fancy French restaurants while Drew, a successful doctor in his late 30’s, sponging off his rich daddy, can only afford burger and pizza joints?
ReplyDeleteI think the bacteria growing on those dirty curtains in the background are smarter than Dr Drew.
ReplyDeleteWhy would you continue to see a woman who showed up at your workplace and got into a physical fight there with your psycho ex-girlfriend?
LouiseF, Shauna is employed at the Bum Boat as the restaurant mascot. She wears a fish costume and roams the boardwalk, trying to drum up patrons.
ReplyDeleteKitKat, I'm shocked! You think the Bum Boat needs to "drum up patrons"? a place as classy as the BB?... Perhaps they need a name change.
ReplyDeleteGarnet - you took the words off my keyboard. Why on earth would he agree to see Ashlee after that mess?! I think Drew may be one of those who enjoys the upheaval and pandemonium more than the relationship.
ReplyDeleteHmm...maybe we should stick with this storyline. It sounds way more interesting than anything else we've seen in years.
KitKat - You do realize, of course, that you now have every healthy, red-blooded male here fantasizing about Shauna slithering about the boardwalk in a mermaid costume?
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