Peek-a-boo, I see you. Toby. Where did Helen come from? Did she just step out of a closet, or out of the chalkboard? I'm not sure what I'm looking at here. Did she drop down from the ceiling like Batman?
This kerfuffle can be resolved if Toby and Helen agree to declare a girls' day out for shopping, a salon visit, and lunch. Both of them need a wardrobe refresh (Helen's clothes are so ill fitting, and the colors are blah; Toby needs to look more professional). Helen badly needs a haircut, and Toby should get those split ends trimmed. Then, on to lunch, perhaps at the Lemon Wedge. They can work out their differences over some gin and tonics. By 4 p.m. they'll be BFFs!
People say "Bye" and people say "See you tomorrow," but who says "Bye until tomorrow"? Cal is weird. As for Toby, she needs to go all Will Smith on this busybody.
"I see you, Toby." This could mean that: Helen understands Toby, as in, I acknowledge you, and your situation with your somewhat older husband, and the desire to recapture lost youth. Or: My eyesight is 20/20 even though I may look like an old crone, do not underestimate my vision. Or: Don't worry %@#*& I will not run into you.
Don't be shy! I'd love to hear what you have to say about Mary Worth. Just keep it clean, that's all I ask. This is a FAMILY FRIENDLY blog. I don't want to moderate comments, but I will if I have to.
This kerfuffle can be resolved if Toby and Helen agree to declare a girls' day out for shopping, a salon visit, and lunch. Both of them need a wardrobe refresh (Helen's clothes are so ill fitting, and the colors are blah; Toby needs to look more professional). Helen badly needs a haircut, and Toby should get those split ends trimmed. Then, on to lunch, perhaps at the Lemon Wedge. They can work out their differences over some gin and tonics. By 4 p.m. they'll be BFFs!
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ReplyDeleteThat's THE Batman to you, Mr. Wanders.
-- Scottie McW.
ReplyDeleteHelen suddenly bursts into song:
I see trees of green/
Red roses too/
I see them bloom/
For me and you . . .
-- S. McW.
I'm right there with Toby on sigh!
ReplyDeletePeople say "Bye" and people say "See you tomorrow," but who says "Bye until tomorrow"? Cal is weird. As for Toby, she needs to go all Will Smith on this busybody.
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ReplyDelete@Yahoonski -- Ha haaaa! "Keep Cal's name out your *^%$#$%^ mouth!"
-- S. McW.
"I see you, Toby." This could mean that:
ReplyDeleteHelen understands Toby, as in, I acknowledge you, and your situation with your somewhat older husband, and the desire to recapture lost youth.
Or:
My eyesight is 20/20 even though I may look like an old crone, do not underestimate my vision.
Or:
Don't worry %@#*& I will not run into you.
ReplyDeleteI see you, Toby, even without my binoculars.
-- S. McW.
Looking forward to Helen's explanation that she was WATCHING Toby and Cal with binoculars.
ReplyDeleteICU, Toby! That’s where you’ll be admitted after I deck you like Will Smith for flirting with my boy toy Cal!
ReplyDeleteWouldn’t “I SAW you, Toby” have made more sense?
ReplyDeleteI see you as a future member of the Ladies in Lavender Book Club.
ReplyDeleteHelen just stepped out in the hallway from the cosmetology class she teaches.
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