"But Dawnie! Don't you remember when we first were friends, I selflessly saved you from a bad situation of dating a healthcare professional who abused his position to date women who were dependent on him, while at the same time he was already in a relationship with someone else? Now I'm rescuing you yet again from the exact same situation by breaking up with you! That's something a true friend would do!"
OK, Jess, woman, get yourself into a DV support group, and change your phone number so Jared will be left talking things over with Princess Leia and Mr. Solo.
Don't be shy! I'd love to hear what you have to say about Mary Worth. Just keep it clean, that's all I ask. This is a FAMILY FRIENDLY blog. I don't want to moderate comments, but I will if I have to.
“Please don’t hate me! How about just some moderate dislike? We can still be friends - sort of!! We still have Star Wars in common!”
ReplyDeleteJared is not skilled at negotiating, or maintaining romantic relationships.
ReplyDeleteJared hasn't quite got the hang of this breaking-up thing.
Is "Breaking Up Is Hard To Do" too cliché for the Charterstone juke?
-- Scottie McW.
Dawn might be listening to Weird Al's "One More Minute" about now.
ReplyDeletewhen is ted confey getting out of jail ? queenie is lonely
ReplyDelete"But Dawnie! Don't you remember when we first were friends, I selflessly saved you from a bad situation of dating a healthcare professional who abused his position to date women who were dependent on him, while at the same time he was already in a relationship with someone else? Now I'm rescuing you yet again from the exact same situation by breaking up with you! That's something a true friend would do!"
ReplyDeleteOK, Jess, woman, get yourself into a DV support group, and change your phone number so Jared will be left talking things over with Princess Leia and Mr. Solo.
ReplyDeleteJared: "Dawn, at least you still have your virginity! Right? Dawny ... ?"
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