Technically, of course, her bedroom is at her house a couple of blocks away. But her sister felt it would make wise financial sense to rent a house in town.
Technically, of course, her bedroom is at her house a couple of blocks away. But her sister felt it would make wise financial sense to rent a house in town.
Mountview Hospital answering machine:
ReplyDelete“This is Mountview Hospital. We are all too busy performing unnecessary surgery and padding bills with outrageous overcharges to speak with you now. Please leave a message and we will get back to you later, definitely before Gin O’Clock. Speak very slowly and distinctly (muffled laughter in the background). Thank you.”
“This. is. Mrs. Mary. Worth., the. unofficial. volunteer. supervisor. and. Supreme. Commander. of. the. Library. Book. Cart. I. am. a. very. close. associate. of. Drs. Jeff. and. Drew. Cory. I. have. observed. a. Mountview. Hospital. employee. behaving. very. inappropriately. with. a. patient. His. name., I. believe., is. Herod. Highlow. and. he. says. he. is. a. Physician’s. Assistant., but. I. know. trouble. when. I. see. it. and. furthermore., BUZZZZZ.
Thanks, @meg! I’ve been wondering when Mary would spill the Splak regarding her observation of inappropriate staff-patient interactions.
ReplyDeleteIn today’s p. 1, the wall of the house seems to trying to blend in with the marks on Jess’s face. In p. 2, both face and wall have cleared up considerably. Maybe that’s the effect of Jared leaving. “Remember, House… you’re beautiful, and getting better.”
ReplyDeleteVery good, meg! It must have been a pain in the patoot to insert all those periods, but you nevertheless made the sacrifice in service of the bit. We appreciate the extra effort it took as well as your dedication to your craft! It's also very funny!
-- Scottie McW.
I have a craft? Thanks!
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ReplyDeleteMary Worth is to be inducted into the S. T. O. A.
Thanks, Bob and Ray!
@meg, huzzah for the shoutout to my favorite Bob and Ray routine! I can hear them now, lol.
ReplyDeleteI was having a bad day. It improved considerably when I realized that I had no clue who Bob and Ray are (were).
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ReplyDeleteI am having a good day. But I have no clue what S. T. O. A. means.
-- Scottie McW.
Slow……Talkers……of…….America
ReplyDeleteBob and Ray were a long time comedy team originally from radio. I saw them on Broadway once (Bob and Ray, the Two and Only).
I was laughing so hard during the slow…..talkers….sketch, I thought I would have to leave or be asked to leave…the….theater.