Citizens of Santa Royale - and this includes you - Yes, you! - It is time to cast your vote for the most outstanding 2022 moments in the entire Worthiverse.
I know some of you are thinking that this year was horrible. There were no outstanding moments, but I believe the Condo Board has done a superb job of selecting this year's nominees, and you will say, "Oh, yes. I had forgotten how much I enjoyed Mary Worth and Friends last year. I must fulfill my civic duty and cast my votes." Doesn't that sound fun??
After you cast your votes, return again and again, and cast more votes because it is the democratic thing to do. It is the only way you can ensure that your favorites are selected. (That and a generous bribe).
So go ahead and drop another nickel in the Charterstone Jukebox, pour yourself a steamy cup of Sanka, butter a warm blueberry muffin, and sit back and relax. It is time to relive all the joy of last year's Mary Worth.
And the nominees are:
Quote of the Year
Outstanding Floating Head
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| Helen Moss |
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| Iris Beedie |
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| Jess Bender |
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| Mrs. Weston |
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| Wilbur Westton |
Outstanding Performance by a Guest Character
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| Jared Mylo |
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| Nan |
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| Jess Bender |
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| Cal |
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| Helen Moss |
Outstanding Performance by a Regular Character
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| Mary Worth |
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| Iris Beedie |
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| Zak |
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| Dawn Weston |
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| Wilbur Weston |
Panel of the Year
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| Zakie Sweetheart |
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| Dawbur Weston |
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| Zak had a Good Life |
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| School Management |
WORRLLD-D-!!
Outstanding Story of the Year
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| Code Oscar |
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| School Management |
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| No Bad Blood |
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| The Incident at Piccadee Falls |
Thanks for voting! Now vote again, and don't forget to bribe the judges!
The winners will be announced at the 15th Annual Worthy Awards on Monday, January 9, 2023!
Thank you for another boffo Worthy Awards, Wanders! It’s hard to believe this is the Fifteenth Annual Extravaganza. What a year 2022 was in the Worthiverse. After reviewing all the nominees and voting (very tough!), I could scarcely keep from banging my head against a number of walls. Then I realized that Eve, Saul, and their annoying dogs were absent the entire year, and I danced a jig instead of risking going into concussion protocol - woo hoo!
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ReplyDeleteWow, the Panel of the Year competition is intense! Iris getting sarcastic, Helen being Helen, and Wilbur falling into the briny. This is the toughest choice I can remember.
-- Scottie McW.
Several times this year I have seen a panel and thought, "Oh, this is Worthy-worthy"! And in a few cases I was right. Thank you for all you do!!
ReplyDeleteWilbur falling would have been panel of the year for me... if he had died. Unfortunately it was just a tease, so I voted elsewhere.
ReplyDeleteI reluctantly chose Weelbur falling overboard over Irene jazz handing Yak. Only because the jazz handing got even less far than Weelbur falling overboard.
ReplyDeleteKeen eye vs uncommon mouth was an impossible choice!!
ReplyDeleteYep,Wilbur living let me down
ReplyDeleteYou had me at "Chicken cutlets."
ReplyDeleteAs a relative newcomer, I have a question: Is a tux required for the January 9th awards, or can I borrow Wilbur's spirt jacket (the one he was wearing when he fell in to the ocean )?
ReplyDeleteI had to go with Wilbur falling off the ship because his survival symbolized the shattered hopes of 2022
ReplyDeleteWilbur's got Outstanding Performance by a Regular Character on lock. Undisputed king shit there, strongest Mary Worth regular cast member performance in years.
ReplyDeleteI'm with Anonymous above, Wilbur's Exotic Locale Survival is hands-down the best/worst story.
ReplyDeleteBut Panel of the Year? what an embarassment (the most cromulent word) of riches!!!