Tuesday, January 3, 2023

Mary Worth 4138

Zak, when Iris said she wanted a simple wedding ceremony, she didn't mean you shouldn't shave.

You, too, may be in a rush, but be sure to cast your vote for your favorite moments of 2022 in the Fifteenth Annual Worthy Awards!

13 comments:

  1. KitKatJanuary 3, 2023 at 7:54 AM

    Nan tied Zakie’s necktie but she didn’t have time to shave him.

    Pastor Purple overlooksed adding “And in the face of Mary Worth….” Tsk tsk.

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  2. KitKatJanuary 3, 2023 at 7:56 AM

    Argh, I overlooked my typo.

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  3. RogerBWJanuary 3, 2023 at 8:26 AM

    Don't know how long this link will last, but:

    https://imgur.com/a/UAEs71F

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  4. AnonymousJanuary 3, 2023 at 8:42 AM

    Thanks, Wanders! Kudos to you as well in coming up with excellent choices for the nominees! It's going to make for some tough decisions!

    For sure, I thought we'd all fall over ourselves this morning trying to be the first to comment that you never know when or where Morgan Freeman will turn up next.

    HelenClark

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  5. AnonymousJanuary 3, 2023 at 8:55 AM


    Uh-oh, I get the feeling that something is going to happen to disrupt the ceremony. Something implausibly stupid, certainly, but something nonetheless.

    -- Scottie McW.

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  6. grozarJanuary 3, 2023 at 9:07 AM

    Wil-bore, "I object!"

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  7. KitKatJanuary 3, 2023 at 9:37 AM

    @HelenClark, I knew Pastor Purple reminded me of someone! I knew it wasn’t Samuel L. Jackson.

    BTW, with this preponderance of purple, I’m thinking KM is fed up with our complaints about her glacial pacing and has rocketed right into Lent.

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  8. Michael BeaumierJanuary 3, 2023 at 10:19 AM

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  9. AnonymousJanuary 3, 2023 at 12:16 PM

    Its disturbing yet prescient that we all kind of felt that was an attempt at Morgan Freeman . It was my absolute first thought!

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  10. YahoonskiJanuary 3, 2023 at 12:39 PM

    On "Family Guy" they have somebody doing a Morgan Freeman impression and ragging on overweight folks, saying "Hah, hah, fat people amuse me." So naturally I expect there will be some amusing interaction between pastor Freeman here and Wilbur.

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  11. John Plugger MellencampJanuary 3, 2023 at 12:52 PM

    For years, legendary actor Morgan Freeman thought the most embarrassing thing done with his image would be the countless memes and fabricated quotes floating around the internet on a regular basis. Then, he clicked on today's "Mary Worth."

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  12. megJanuary 3, 2023 at 3:03 PM

    This just in from the Offices of Morgan Freeman:

    I have never been so blessed! Not my 37 Oscar nominations, not my multiple Golden Globes,or my grandfather of the year, or my…

    Tsk, tsk, that’s enough, Morgan. Your thanks will be passed along to the appropriate people. And one more thing, Morgan—-
    I wear the purple in this strip. Capisce?

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  13. hmmmJanuary 3, 2023 at 3:56 PM

    I think Scottie McW. is right. Nan is conspicuous by her absence.

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