Today in Karen Moy's relationship advice for the ladies: If you think that creepy, abusive, ex is stalking you, it's just your imagination and you really need to do something about your own mental health.
Yaaaaaay, Estelle! Finally, somebody is calling out and telling off that vacuous tubbalard!
There has probably never been a reason for Wanders to have a Most Satisfying Panel of the Year, due to a dearth of worthy candidates, but if there was, this one would certainly be a contender!
Stell will be counseled by Mary with muffins to go to Dr. Drew's clinic and will discover that she, like Iris, also has a wonky thyroid. Dr. Drew prescribed the wrong thyroid medicine which causes hallucinations. Of course, by the time this is discovered, the vet has left Stell and Mary, with more muffins, will counsel Stell to go back to Wilbur and all his endearing quirks. Thus providing Mary with so many more opportunities to provide bad advice and muffins. She buys the flour in bulk at Sam's Club.
Estelle: "Officer, I demand that you file a restraining order on my ex-boyfriend." Officer: "But ma'am, from what you've just told me, I really can't justify doing that."
Estelle: "What?!" I told you, I met him coming in the door to my condo complex as I was leaving." Officer: "But you said he lives there too."
Estelle: "Okay, well how about the fact that he was shopping at a pet supply store where I was shopping?" Officer: "You told me that he does own fish. Which, sort of, I guess, qualify as pets."
Estelle: "How about seeing his face peeking in at me during my yoga class?" Officer: "You said your yoga class takes place on the 11th floor of the building."
Estelle: "But he showed up in a nightmare that I had last night!" Officer: "Listen lady, if this guy actually threatens to do you harm, let me know. In the meantime, I've got to get back to a case I'm working on. Some poor old woman claims that an unlicensed vet working at cut-rate animal clinic intentionally killed her Pomeranian."
Don't be shy! I'd love to hear what you have to say about Mary Worth. Just keep it clean, that's all I ask. This is a FAMILY FRIENDLY blog. I don't want to moderate comments, but I will if I have to.
Who's at who's apartment? Do not doors open inward?
ReplyDeleteBang! Bang! Bang! She shot Wil-Bore!
ReplyDeleteOr Estelle is dead of a bizarre piano accident, and Wilbur (half-alive half-dead) is her psychopomp.
ReplyDeleteJust wait until Estelle tells the police about Wilbur’s appearances in her nightmares!
ReplyDeleteRobC, doors at Charterstone have always had endearing quirks.
Today in Karen Moy's relationship advice for the ladies: If you think that creepy, abusive, ex is stalking you, it's just your imagination and you really need to do something about your own mental health.
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ReplyDeleteYaaaaaay, Estelle! Finally, somebody is calling out and telling off that vacuous tubbalard!
There has probably never been a reason for Wanders to have a Most Satisfying Panel of the Year, due to a dearth of worthy candidates, but if there was, this one would certainly be a contender!
-- Scottie
Can these charecters at least wearsome new clothes or does the artist get a great deal on purple ink.
ReplyDeleteStell will be counseled by Mary with muffins to go to Dr. Drew's clinic and will discover that she, like Iris, also has a wonky thyroid. Dr. Drew prescribed the wrong thyroid medicine which causes hallucinations. Of course, by the time this is discovered, the vet has left Stell and Mary, with more muffins, will counsel Stell to go back to Wilbur and all his endearing quirks. Thus providing Mary with so many more opportunities to provide bad advice and muffins. She buys the flour in bulk at Sam's Club.
ReplyDeleteEstelle: "Officer, I demand that you file a restraining order on my ex-boyfriend."
ReplyDeleteOfficer: "But ma'am, from what you've just told me, I really can't justify doing that."
Estelle: "What?!" I told you, I met him coming in the door to my condo complex as I was leaving."
Officer: "But you said he lives there too."
Estelle: "Okay, well how about the fact that he was shopping at a pet supply store where I was shopping?"
Officer: "You told me that he does own fish. Which, sort of, I guess, qualify as pets."
Estelle: "How about seeing his face peeking in at me during my yoga class?"
Officer: "You said your yoga class takes place on the 11th floor of the building."
Estelle: "But he showed up in a nightmare that I had last night!"
Officer: "Listen lady, if this guy actually threatens to do you harm, let me know. In the meantime, I've got to get back to a case I'm working on. Some poor old woman claims that an unlicensed vet working at cut-rate animal clinic intentionally killed her Pomeranian."
HelenClark
@ Helen Clark. Brava!!!
ReplyDeleteThanks, MissScarlet! That means a damn to me!
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