It can be tough to maintain a long-distance friendship, especially when you loathe said friend for stalking and gaslighting you, and you both live in the same condo complex.
Estelle, put the condo up for sale, pack up your one-eyed cat and brachycephalic dog, and move! Not across town, either. I’m thinking East Coast, Midwest, someplace Wilbur is too lazy and stupid to find. Go before Mary gaslights you into taking him and his “endearing quirks” back. And stop letting people call you “Stell”.
Whew! All the comments I despaired of Estelle ever making to hapless (but not blubber less) Wilbur. She's done it. Now let's see her continue to resist charmless Wilbur, who listens to her tirade and is still clueless enough to say "but, but". But nothing, Butsky, except "But out!"
Don't be shy! I'd love to hear what you have to say about Mary Worth. Just keep it clean, that's all I ask. This is a FAMILY FRIENDLY blog. I don't want to moderate comments, but I will if I have to.
Aw, 'Stell' what fun is that? Give Wil-bore another chance! Endearing quirks and all that...
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ReplyDeleteWilbur will interpret “from a distance” as 15 feet away, with binoculars.
ReplyDeleteIt would be hilarious if Estelle would encounter Mary as she storms away from Wilbur’s door and shouts, “You can stuff your muffins, Mary!”
ReplyDeleteYESSSS! Give 'im hell, Stell!
-- Scottie
Friends from a distance.
ReplyDeleteIt can be tough to maintain a long-distance friendship, especially when you loathe said friend for stalking and gaslighting you, and you both live in the same condo complex.
Veterinarian guy better run from that one.
ReplyDeleteEstelle, put the condo up for sale, pack up your one-eyed cat and brachycephalic dog, and move! Not across town, either. I’m thinking East Coast, Midwest, someplace Wilbur is too lazy and stupid to find. Go before Mary gaslights you into taking him and his “endearing quirks” back. And stop letting people call you “Stell”.
ReplyDeleteMaybe Eve's place in Philadelphia is still available
DeleteWhew! All the comments I despaired of Estelle ever making to hapless (but not blubber less) Wilbur. She's done it. Now let's see her continue to resist charmless Wilbur, who listens to her tirade and is still clueless enough to say "but, but". But nothing, Butsky, except "But out!"
ReplyDeleteWilber should put on a big wig and say hes wanda the waitress from the rex morgan md comic strip
ReplyDeleteKind of disappointed she didn't end her tirade with "Capisce?!"
ReplyDeleteHopefully, Estelle keeps telling Wilbur off for the week and then this moves on to another story line.
ReplyDeleteI have a bad feeling that Mary is going to encourage Estelle to get get back with Wilbur though.
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Alas, I'm afraid you might be right. Mary traffics in misery. She needs misery. Without misery, she has no purpose in life.
-- Scottie