Iris seems to have attempted an abrupt exit from the booth, but Wilbur's drawn out blabbering has forced her to stick around. "How ...

This wonderful Yiddish expression, which I first heard in Fiddler on the Roof, is generally used when someone says something nice, and some...

You worry about a lot of things, Wilbur, but clearly you aren't worried about cholesterol as you suck the grease out of another chicken ...

Okay, I'm a dad. So, I can sympathize with Wilbur's desire to spend time with his daughter and to maintain a certain level of commun...

Ever since I got you that tin can phone on a string, you do nothing but talk to your friends next door. You send them text messages on paper...

This has turned into some sort of bizarre father-daughter version of "Whose Afraid of Virginia Wolf." More booze! Today's Full...

I'm worried about US too! I'm worried that this story could go on for a whole 'nother week. An entire WEEK! Today's Full Str...

Is that some kind of threat??? Nice try, Mary Worth, but I think I'll continue to read your strip and take my chances. (And I hope our n...

This is the moment I want to see Dawn's face rise up from inside the monitor, bang on the glass and scream, "Let me OUT! I'm tr...

What you're seeing are simple sentences because a comic strip is not Charles Dickens. Oh, never mind!