I'm an American, so I don't know a lot about soccer. I've already admitted to dropping out of the American Youth Soccer Associat...

The New York Blazes are one of the country's greatest teams. Last year, they took home the coveted MLS Cup 1st place certificate for the...

Diner patrons come from miles around to gawk at the Amazing Sideways Plate Stacking. It's what Diner does best. Today's Full Strip

I was stunned this morning to discover that Gina had left Diner, and was home now making personal calls... But then I saw the menus on the c...

Although Mary's idea is a good one, I agree that sky diving onto the field during the game will probably be more effective. Today's ...

Okay, but be prepared -- things like registering for school, transferring credits, cashing checks and hiding from the mob are going to be a ...

You mean when Bobby's team comes to town in "TWO DAYS?" Because I think you missed the game. Today's Full Strip

You know what else is forgettable? The offside rule. And if we are going to be attending the New York Blazes' match against the Santa Ro...

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Here's another sign Gina might be seeing soon: Help Wanted in the Diner window. Today's Full Strip