The reader cried because the story had no ending, until he realized that it also had no plot. And now for something different... The last st...

Indeed. When a blog is this easy to write, it makes me ashamed to even mention that we have a tip jar. You can donate to this blog by clicki...

"Mary Worth, Mary Worth! I met the most remarkable man in the park today. He had nothing in the world but a shopping cart overflowing w...

"YOU want to see if I'M okay? But you're just a UPS delivery man on his way home from Safeway with a cart full of stewed tomato...

Suddenly, the slowest panhandler in the world comes to life! "No!" says the wise old sagey smelling coot. "I don't want y...

Nola has fled Santa Royale's Most Expensive Shopping District without getting What She Wants! The shame. O, the shame! Today's Full ...

As Dan Smithers is sucked across the street into Boutique, Nola is so overcome with ennui that she props herself up against the Big Sale wi...

Okay, Nola, ask yourself very carefully, what is it that you want? It has been suggested that I create a label for Dan Smithers, but don...

That's an awfully passive sentence for such an aggressive attitude. Try this instead, "You ruined my life, you *&(^%* liar!...

I like to think of the symbols as not representing profanity, but rather profundity. Perhaps they symbolize " Reprehensible ," or ...