That's twice you've told Estelle that she's selfish. Maybe you ought to say it once more because, you know, three times a char...

Don't sound so desperate, Arthur Z. It's not very attractive.

Overeager isn't the exact word I was thinking. And a special thank you to all you overeager readers who sent me large sums yesterday...

Wait... IS Arthur real? Is it unreasonable to think that Estelle could be imagining this whole thing? Is she schizophrenic? Perhaps all th...

Menopause has been very kind to Estelle. Puberty was hell.

It's time for a little sting operation, I'd say. If this story doesn't end with Arthur Z hanging for dear life from the open h...

I admire Arthur Z's commitment to the long con. It's always a risk to hit your mark twice. She might start to think something'...

I admire Arthur Z for playing this through the endgame. Unfortunately for him, Detective Toby Cameron, P.I., is on the case now, and this ...

Holy chickpeas, woman! Does cooking international cuisine mean buying frozen falafel to you? Arthur Z will be unimpressed!

And that means cleaning up cat hair and getting rid of the litter box. Libby, you get to be an outdoors cat.