Okay, now THAT'S funny. This literally made me smile out loud. Mary hopes Dawn will confide in her directly. Her first response: Why h...

"No, Jared, I don't. But you could try talking to my boyfriend, Jeff."

Nice guy-liner, Keith Richards.

No, no, by all means, get into details. We'd love to review past interactions. It's kind of expected around here.

"I wish she would admit she was the one who was wrong. I'm sure that will really help our friendship."

"I haven't had the pleasure, Jared, of being so informed. But does this have anything to do with that beautiful assault victim I ...

It is terribly important that any couple that breaks up become great friends because it is never awkward and a real sign of maturity to wa...

Oh my word. Let's get a move on, Jared, and move ON. Move ON!

First Cathy sounds like Mary Worth. Now she sounds like Jared. Come on, Cathy, get your own thing.

No, Dawn, he certainly didn't think he was on Jeopardy. You were there. That would have been his first clue. I haven't quite figu...