She DOES have a ponytail! She DOES have a ponytail! And she called him a gentleman when he was only making moves on her! She sees the hidden good in Tommy, and not the obvious signs that he is a drug addicted sociopath.
Friday, May 30, 2014
Thursday, May 29, 2014
Mary Worth 1823
Congratulations to dear reader KitKat who successfully named the waitress Tina, even if she doesn't have a ponytail. You win a new brop, and the chance to recommend a new record for the Charterstone Jukebox to the condo board. We await your recommendation.
Wednesday, May 28, 2014
Mary Worth 1822
Well, this story has taken an exciting and unpredictable turn. I think of all the Waitresses in the Worthiverse, Jerry's is the most beautiful. Tommy is going to make that restaurant sparkle like a unicorn's horn.
Tuesday, May 27, 2014
Mary Worth 1821
It may seem strange, but Iris and Tommy have the same shared memory of a 1950's prisoner bropping the floor under the menacing glare of an armed guard who insists on tracking his dirty shoes across the wet floor. Clearly, they both hate housekeeping.
I feel an obligation to point out this little gem in the lower corner of panel one:
Be careful. It might be some kind of phishing scam. If Mary Worth has taught me anything, it is that the Internet is not to be trusted.
Monday, May 26, 2014
Mary Worth 1820
Of course he's working at night. This job has always sounded as though Tommy would be making hits for the mob, but now I'm certain.
Saturday, May 24, 2014
Mary Worth 1819
"Now let me introduce you to the family. Boys, this is our new 'janitor.' He makes messes go away."
Friday, May 23, 2014
Thursday, May 22, 2014
Mary Worth 1817
Jerry will be an excellent boss and mentor for Tommy. Plus, he is a licensed psychologist as you can see by his Stanford degree hanging on the wall behind him. Oh, wait. My mistake. That's his certificate of achievement from the Pretend School of Sandwich Artinsanry and Janitorial Management. The psychology degree is on the other wall.
Wednesday, May 21, 2014
Mary Worth 1816
Getting mentioned in the Good Eats section of the Santa Royale Gazette is a huge boon for any restaurant. First, Wilbur Weston is the harshest of critics when it comes to food. And second, everyone reads the newspaper.
Tuesday, May 20, 2014
Mary Worth 1815
Very familiar territory. Especially if you've ever seen a 1953 prison movie about a guy who had to mop a prison floor with a really long haired broom, and if he didn't do a good job he'd get shot by the mean prison guard. Yes, Tommy, working at Jerry's will be a lot like that movie
Monday, May 19, 2014
Mary Worth 1814
Of course Mary had something to do with it, Iris. Mary has something to do with everything. She is mediescient: She meddles everywhere.
Sunday, May 18, 2014
Mary Worth 1813
If Tommy thought having his mother hassle him about getting a job was a drag, he is really going to need therapy to get Mary out of his head.
Friday, May 16, 2014
Mary Worth 1812
There is nothing like a good redemption story. And this is nothing like a good redemption story.
Tuesday, May 13, 2014
Mary Worth 1811
After a morning of Mary Worth's meddling, Tommy is now ready to make a genuine effort to become a contributing member of society, willing to take on any legitimate job. You can tell because he has put on sleeves and he hung a new picture over the couchlike thing he is sitting on.
Friday, May 9, 2014
Mary Worth 1810
This morning, when I saw Tommy's tattoo, I thought that Tommy might have gone to Azkaban prison, and perhaps he was a Death Eater.
So I did some research and came across this video recently posted by the kids of some friends and which is quickly going viral. I realize I need to get out more.
Thursday, May 8, 2014
Tuesday, May 6, 2014
Mary Worth 1808
I don't have very much to say about today's strip. I'm not sure much needs to be said.
Monday, May 5, 2014
Friday, May 2, 2014
Mary Worth 1806
This is what we call a "floating head sandwich," which is perfect for Jerry's sandwich shop. And the job as described sounds perfect for Tommy! It has to take at least 10 hours a week. And maybe, one day, after he's done scrubbing a urinal, someone will ask him to help make your sandwich.
Thursday, May 1, 2014
Mary Worth 1805
Suddenly Wilbur has an idea, "Hire extra help? Here's an idea. Why don't you just switch your sandwich shop from table service to counter service. You could cut half your staff and make twice as much money. Problem solved."