Thursday, August 20, 2020

Mary Worth 3445

I’m just wondering how many 13 year olds are feeling the same way this summer. 

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  1. Waiter: "Madame, may I suggest today's special -- the chili cheese dog with tater tots."

    Mary: "You most certainly may not."

    Madi: "How's the banana bread today?"

    Waiter: "Not so good, I'm afraid. It's just not quite right."

    [Knowing smiles all around the table]

    Madi: "Show me to your kitchen."

    Greta: "WOOF!"

    -- Scottie McW.

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  2. Today's Boldface Haiku is titled

    "Trump's Talking Points For His Convention Speech In Which He Sums Up His Term As President".

    Good.
    Whatever.
    On me.
    Together!
    Me too.
    Better!

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  3. Ha ha haaa, Nance's BFH wins by a landslide!

    -- S. McW.

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  4. One dip in a pool and one banana bread later and VOILA! Best Summer Ever! All in the span of TWO DAYS! All we need now is a teen musical...

    "Summer swimming had me a blast
    Summer baking happened so fast
    I met a old man crazy as 'be
    Met a dachshund cute as can be
    Summer days drifting away to oh oh the summer nights

    Tell me more, tell me more
    Did Toby's 'nana bread bite?
    Tell me more, tell me more
    Did Mary make things all right?

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  5. Thanks, everyone! I can't add a thing except a big guffaw.

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  6. Everybody’s rocking today, and Nance wins the Interwebs!

    Where’s Greta? I figured she’d have a seat at the table, if not on it.

    Saul, you already told Mary and Gidget, oops, Madi, that you were treating them to lunch, so it’s gauche to add “Order whatever you want.” Or are you planning to add “unless it’s over ten bucks”?

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  7. @Nance: Best BFH ever! I can't top you guys! You're all in top form today.

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  8. Oh, you guys are the best! Thanks for all the encouragement the past several BFH's. I'm not plugged in as often, so I've been remiss in my gratitude. Be assured that I appreciate you all and your kind words.

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  9. If I was at the next table, I would be ill.

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  10. Why is Mary the toast of the town? There’s only one woman who should be taking a victory lap: Chiquita Banana.

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  11. Chester the Dog - I'm sitting on the other side of the country and I'm ready to puke.

    HelenClark

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  12. You know, I'm getting kinda worried about Greta. Where is she?

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