Thursday, August 20, 2020

Mary Worth 3445

I’m just wondering how many 13 year olds are feeling the same way this summer. 

12 comments:

Anonymous said...


Waiter: "Madame, may I suggest today's special -- the chili cheese dog with tater tots."

Mary: "You most certainly may not."

Madi: "How's the banana bread today?"

Waiter: "Not so good, I'm afraid. It's just not quite right."

[Knowing smiles all around the table]

Madi: "Show me to your kitchen."

Greta: "WOOF!"

-- Scottie McW.

Nance said...

Today's Boldface Haiku is titled

"Trump's Talking Points For His Convention Speech In Which He Sums Up His Term As President".

Good.
Whatever.
On me.
Together!
Me too.
Better!

Anonymous said...


Ha ha haaa, Nance's BFH wins by a landslide!

-- S. McW.

Anonymous said...

One dip in a pool and one banana bread later and VOILA! Best Summer Ever! All in the span of TWO DAYS! All we need now is a teen musical...

"Summer swimming had me a blast
Summer baking happened so fast
I met a old man crazy as 'be
Met a dachshund cute as can be
Summer days drifting away to oh oh the summer nights

Tell me more, tell me more
Did Toby's 'nana bread bite?
Tell me more, tell me more
Did Mary make things all right?

LouiseF said...

Thanks, everyone! I can't add a thing except a big guffaw.

KitKat said...

Everybody’s rocking today, and Nance wins the Interwebs!

Where’s Greta? I figured she’d have a seat at the table, if not on it.

Saul, you already told Mary and Gidget, oops, Madi, that you were treating them to lunch, so it’s gauche to add “Order whatever you want.” Or are you planning to add “unless it’s over ten bucks”?

Regina Wolfe-Parks said...

@Nance: Best BFH ever! I can't top you guys! You're all in top form today.

Nance said...

Oh, you guys are the best! Thanks for all the encouragement the past several BFH's. I'm not plugged in as often, so I've been remiss in my gratitude. Be assured that I appreciate you all and your kind words.

Chester the Dog said...

If I was at the next table, I would be ill.

KitKat said...

Why is Mary the toast of the town? There’s only one woman who should be taking a victory lap: Chiquita Banana.

Anonymous said...

Chester the Dog - I'm sitting on the other side of the country and I'm ready to puke.

HelenClark

MissScarlet said...

You know, I'm getting kinda worried about Greta. Where is she?