Mary Worth 4151

Mary, you are leading him on! If ever Jeff has thought you would say yes (and he's thought it so many times), this is the moment. This is going to be brutal!

Mary Worth 4150

Jeff, I really hope that when you propose in the car while you're stuck in traffic, that she says yes. I can never get enough wedding parties.

Mary Worth 4145

"I'm thinking of my friend, Iris. You've never met her, Jeff, but this is her wedding party. In fact, her husband is paying for your drinks, so bottoms up!"

Mary Worth 4143

Way to hold on to your independance, Jeff. Mary managed to coordinate the entire congregation with her purple dress, but you somehow managed to mismatch even your own colors.

Mary Worth 4129

Elbert Hubbard really sounds like he knows what he's talking about. Sheesh... he sounds like some sort of soap salesman.

Mary Worth 4044

Oh, Jeff. Mary Worth has NEVER negated the importance of what she does. The thought never even crossed her mind! Don't make me laugh.

Mary Worth 4043

I love, love, love that Mary chose to use the word "comply." Because of course, everyone always does.

Mary Worth 4042

It wouldn't be Mary Worth without a two-week recap of everything that has already happened. Just so we get a little closure.

Mary Worth 4041

Thank you, Captain Obvious. If it weren't best in the long run, Mary Worth never would have advised it!

Mary Worth 4040

These two should get off the grid entirely. They won't be missed.

Mary Worth 4039

Well, last week we went boating, and now it looks like we will be walking. One thing is certain, we will "enjoy" another week of self congratulations. I'll keep my eyes open for more recycling since it looks like our creative team is still taking time off to refresh, recharge, and return with lots of new and exciting adventures. I am sure it will be worth the wait.

I haven't normally thrown exteriors in the recycling bin, but today I'm recycling the dialog.

Mary Worth 4038

But is boring peaceful? This is a more relevant question.

Mary Worth 4037

I hope Auntie June is enjoying her vacation. She's earned it.

Also, for your fun and amusement:

Mary Worth 4036

"You are the real deal, Mary. Everyone knows that you've always run things at the hospital."

My recycling efforts are getting exhausting. Please, June Brigman! Come home from your vacation soon! I miss you!!

Mary Worth 4035

Jeff's blind ambition has left him an empty shell of a sea captain, forever destined to roam the briny deep in search of his lost treasure and, almost as importantly, his lost self.

Fortunately he has Mary to validate him.

Mary Worth 4034

It reminds me of another perfect day, in a simpler, far more naive time:

Mary Worth 4033

I'm trying to think if Jeff has even met Dawn, or if he only knows her through Mary's incessant gossip. Either way, I am sure he's glad that Mary has reached the end of her story. I only hope that we have as well.

Also, For your fun and amusement:

Mary Worth 4032

Jeff, you're really going to hussle if you're going to drive her to the harbor, rig out your boat, and cast off before the sun sets at 6:59 PM tonight in Santa Royale, California.

Mary Worth 3703

"It's too painful for My Son to talk about, but I'm sure he wants me to talk about it with everyone at the hospital where we work."

Mary Worth 3702

I hope it wasn't the whole story because I could use a lot more Stretch Armstrong dreams, girl fights, and trailer park shame.