Mary Worth 4234

"They call it a screwdriver."

Mary Worth 4214

Gee, Mare, great advice. Earth shattering. You are really good at relationships. Without you, how would Estelle ever know what to do or say?

Mary Worth 4213

Oh, now you really LIKE Ed. I thought you said you were in love with him. I know those are not exclusive emotions, but it sure sounds like you are downgrading this relationship to avoid being hurt. Don't let your fast failures discourage you so much, Estelle.

Mary Worth 4212

We've been calling this one for weeks, now. Ed needs someone to organize his mess of an Animal Hospital, and Estelle needs a man. Time to reenter the workforce and spend all of your time together. Plus, you could get rid of Steven, which would make everyone happier... including Steven.

Mary Worth 4211

Something you've never felt before? Never? Not even with Arthur Zero?

Mary Worth 4209

Well, you are over 60, and there aren't many worthwhile men out there in your age group. Perhaps you will have to settle. There's always Wilbur Weston.

Mary Worth 4194

Dear Jennifer Coolidge,

You are my favorite movie star. Are you related to Anita Koolidge?

Love,

Wanders

Mary Worth 4193

Not dangerous? The man fell off a cruise ship! He had to be talked off a cliff! He over drinks regularly, and is a jealous maniac. How many red flags do we need?

Mary Worth 4191

"Oh, Stell, he SHOULDN'T have crossed your boundaries of friendship... BUT don't you think you should go out with him just one or two more times, just as friends? Perhaps you just haven't given him enough time to grow on you. Come over for some muffins and I'll persuade you so you aren't uncomfortable with this idea."

Mary Worth 4190

There's a lot I could probably say about how Mary is going to come up with some way to convince Estelle to enjoy Wilbur's endearing quirks, but I can't because I'm too enthralled by that cat walking on a leash side by side with a French bulldog. There are all kinds of freaks of nature in this world. I guess the same thing could be said about the people in this strip.

Mary Worth 4179

"It's not about forgiveness, Mary... It's about revenge."

Mary Worth 4178

You might want to inform Wilbur that it's permanent. He's just outside the window watching you.

Mary Worth 4177

Of course she looks happier! She's dating a man! Why else would anyone be happy in the Worthiverse?

Mary Worth 4176

Okay, now even Mary is calling her "Stell." But what really tickles me is Mary's audacity, pointing out Libby's physical impairment.

Mary Worth 4165

"What about you, Ed? Are you more considerate and reliable than Wilbur Weston?"

Mary Worth 4151

Mary, you are leading him on! If ever Jeff has thought you would say yes (and he's thought it so many times), this is the moment. This is going to be brutal!

Mary Worth 4150

Jeff, I really hope that when you propose in the car while you're stuck in traffic, that she says yes. I can never get enough wedding parties.

Mary Worth 4146

Oh, Wilbur! If ever there was a slap-my-forehead moment, this is it! But seriously, I can't believe he hasn't spotted the already-married Nan. Most marriages do end in divorce, I hear.

Mary Worth 4145

"I'm thinking of my friend, Iris. You've never met her, Jeff, but this is her wedding party. In fact, her husband is paying for your drinks, so bottoms up!"

Mary Worth 4143

Way to hold on to your independance, Jeff. Mary managed to coordinate the entire congregation with her purple dress, but you somehow managed to mismatch even your own colors.