"They call it a screwdriver."

Gee, Mare, great advice. Earth shattering. You are really good at relationships. Without you, how would Estelle ever know what to do or sa...

Oh, now you really LIKE Ed. I thought you said you were in love with him. I know those are not exclusive emotions, but it sure sounds like...

We've been calling this one for weeks, now. Ed needs someone to organize his mess of an Animal Hospital, and Estelle needs a man. Time...

Something you've never felt before? Never? Not even with Arthur Zero ?

Well, you are over 60, and there aren't many worthwhile men out there in your age group. Perhaps you will have to settle. There's ...

Dear Jennifer Coolidge, You are my favorite movie star. Are you related to Anita Koolidge ? Love, Wanders

Not dangerous? The man fell off a cruise ship! He had to be talked off a cliff! He over drinks regularly, and is a jealous maniac. How man...

"Oh, Stell, he SHOULDN'T have crossed your boundaries of friendship... BUT don't you think you should go out with him just on...

There's a lot I could probably say about how Mary is going to come up with some way to convince Estelle to enjoy Wilbur's endearin...

"It's not about forgiveness, Mary... It's about revenge."

You might want to inform Wilbur that it's permanent. He's just outside the window watching you.

Of course she looks happier! She's dating a man! Why else would anyone be happy in the Worthiverse?

Okay, now even Mary is calling her "Stell." But what really tickles me is Mary's audacity, pointing out Libby's physical...

"What about you, Ed? Are you more considerate and reliable than Wilbur Weston?"

Mary, you are leading him on! If ever Jeff has thought you would say yes (and he's thought it so many times), this is the moment. This...

Jeff, I really hope that when you propose in the car while you're stuck in traffic, that she says yes. I can never get enough wedding ...

Oh, Wilbur! If ever there was a slap-my-forehead moment, this is it! But seriously, I can't believe he hasn't spotted the already-...

"I'm thinking of my friend, Iris. You've never met her, Jeff, but this is her wedding party. In fact, her husband is paying f...

Way to hold on to your independance, Jeff. Mary managed to coordinate the entire congregation with her purple dress, but you somehow manag...