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Veritable. Marcus Welby. I wish I could see Ashlee's face at this moment.

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So, I guess the Good Grub Diner is actually in Santa Royale, which is why Drew assumes Ashlee has heard of these places and knows which downtown he's referencing. I thought he was out in the woodlands. And it looks like the deal is final: Mountview Hospital was officially bought out by the Northview Medical Services conglomerate (I'll miss you Mountview Hospital).

And another thing! Ashlee, you forgot his 'slaw! You get one chance to impress this celebrity doctor influencer and put the Good Grub diner on the map, and you mess it up.

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I know what you mean...
Fish: Not good grub
Roast Beef: Good grub

Mary Worth 3627

I certainly hope Bella Hadid is not a hand model, because YUK.

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I'm surprised Drew hasn't gotten her telephone number yet. The old Drew certainly would have. But this is the new Drew, and he's used to running into fans of his massively popular Instagram account. And he knows that his nature photography attracts a lot of creeps and he's got to be careful.

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See my post from April 23. I love it when I get what I want.

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Don't be coy, Drew. Don't tell me you've forgotten 'ol "Crazy Eyes" Ashlee. Gosh, I do hope this is another Drew gets a stalker story.

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"You're Drew Cory. I follow you on Insta! I love your nature photographs!"

Mary Worth 3622

I do not believe I have EVER laughed so hard, so early in the morning, as I did when I saw this panel. It took me about five minutes before I even scrolled to panel 2 (also hilarious). I have no comment. I'm still out of breath from laughing. I'm sure this will appear on many Instagram feeds today. It's a DEFINITE ADD. Now I'm off to get some GOOD GRUB.

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Speaking of "burn," I have never ever taken a hot bowl of turkey stew out of the microwave using just my bare hands the way Jeff does. He's pretty hard on those surgeon's fingers. He's got a real Mark Trail vibe going on today.

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The Cory Cabin, circ. 2009

The Cory Cabin, circ. 2021

Well, well, well, someone has had a few upgrades to the ol' domicile. Aren't we full of ourselves? How many rooms do a father and son need to fill their house with emptiness?

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Ladies! Am I right? Hubba hubba. I mean, who wouldn't sprain their neck watching that glorious hunk of man? Although, he does look a little dissatisfied with life.

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I know the other panel of today's strip is what we might call "the Money Panel," but Jeff's eyebrow is so perfectly cocked that I really wanted to celebrate June Brigman's art in panel 1 instead. And how Jeff has managed to take a chomp out of his bun without biting through the lettuce is also worth celebrating.

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Every story must have a major dramatic question, the question that drives the plot from its uncertain beginning towards its climax, generating suspense. So I guess the major dramatic question for this story is: "Will Mary be right?"

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For a moment there, I thought Jeff was holding his cell phone.

Mary Worth 3615

Probably because he isn't married. And it is probably you who is dissatisfied, not Drew.

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Something tells me from the look on Jeff's face that he isn't going to spend lunch bragging to Mary about what a thoughtful, generous, and brilliant person Drew is. He couldn't have changed that much in the past ten years.

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Ladies and gentlemen, I present to you our new story: "An Interesting Mix of Ills."

I know Jeff set up a clinic in Vietnam, to which, I assume, Drew is not heading. So this must be another clinic established by his father, to which Drew is genetically obligated to devote countless volunteer hours in an effort to appease his Dad, thus allowing him to occupy his childhood bedroom rent free.

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This is us. Desperately clinging, with determined courage, to the hope that tomorrow will bring us something new. But if Saul and Eve make one more appearance, we are here to support each other. Maybe with a great big cinammon roll and some frozen yogurt.

Mary Worth 3611

It's like a combination of watching paint dry and a train wreck both at the same time.

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Dogs. Salmon. In the moment. Eve has accomplished all her goals. Can we move on, now?

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Being with Saul (or Eve) makes me want to move on with my life, too. Desperately.

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Believe it or not, I could not find this exact image as I scrolled through months of this story, thus preventing a three day streak of regurgitated art. However, I'm sure the dialogue has been used before.

Mary Worth 3607

You should try therapy, it's much quicker. And your "friends" will thank you! Your dogs don't mind, though, because "dogs are great, aren't they?"

Mary Worth 3606

It seems like Karen Moy is having trouble coming up with a new story to tell (and June Brigman is having trouble coming up with new art). I hope it will be worth the wait. But as long as I keep reading scintillating dialogue like this, I'm fine.

Also, guess what the Wanders family had for Easter dinner? Salmon, of course!

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If any more lightbulbs in her head go off, she'll be completely in the dark.

Mary Worth 3604

She doesn't run away, just like she didn't run away from Jerry. Er, Gary. Larry? Ol' what's his name.

Mary Worth 3603

If the suits above are the spring collection, and the suits below were being sold in January, no wonder Santa Royale's shopping malls are dying.