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Showing posts with label Kurt Evans. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Kurt Evans. Show all posts
Friday, March 19, 2010
Mary Worth 709
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Thursday, March 18, 2010
Mary Worth 708
You know, I kind of feel sorry for Kurt. If only things had turned out differently. If only Abby had been faithful to Wilbur. If only Wilbur had married Abby instead of Dawn's mother. Than neither Kurt nor Dawn would have been born. Yes, Kurt, that would have been much better.
I know, we've all been commenting for three months now on this alternate chain of events that apparently would have made everyone so much happier. So this post doesn't really say anything new. But the story hasn't said anything new since Wilbur donated blood for a paternity test, so I really don't feel badly.
It appears that Dawn has snuck one of her Dance Dance Revolution songs onto the Charterstone Jukebox. Let's see how long before the Condo Board realizes it and takes it down.
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Oh, and everyone is pretty upset that I didn't post yesterday's awesome panel, so here it is:
Tuesday, March 16, 2010
Mary Worth 707
Kids, be warned. Free spiritedness may look fun now, but it will lead you down a dark, dead-end road where you sit pathetically for years under the yellow glow of a blinking, humming streetlamp, longingly looking at scrapbooks of the good ol' days with the one that got away: a bald, overweight, ham sandwich gulping moron. And then you die.
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Monday, March 15, 2010
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Sunday, February 28, 2010
Mary Worth 695
Now if anyone knows why Wilbur and Kurt suddenly got so dressed up, please tell me. Unless it will destroy our relationship.
Saturday, February 27, 2010
Mary Worth 694

Note to self: How in the world do I draw two adult men of vastly different ages who have 'bonded' enjoying one another's company without it coming across as a scene from "Brokeback Mountain?" ... Can't be done. Don't even try. Just go with the flow.
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Friday, February 26, 2010
Mary Worth 693
NOTE: "Three Little Birds" has been replaced with the theme song from "The Courtship of Eddie's Father."
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Sunday, February 21, 2010
Mary Worth 689
Do you know who I pitty? The motherless women. It seems the entire world is full of people who never had parents, spontaneously generating through some sort of spark in the ectoplasm of life. These children must come from the same place where Kurt's suit jacket suddenly materialized.Look at me. Look how happy I am now. I have Glee written all over my face!
In fact, if you'd like, I'll put my fist against my forehead melodramatically as well. Then you will know for certain my sympathy is true, despite my inability to compare myself to you, despite the week-long comparison I've been making.
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Thursday, February 18, 2010
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Wednesday, February 17, 2010
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Monday, January 25, 2010
Mary Worth 659
But I'm glad it was nice. I thought it was nice too. It was a great conversation, and I'm happy that you decided to buy some fish on the way home.
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Wednesday, January 20, 2010
Mary Worth 656
A Play by Karen Moy
SETTING: An elevated boat dock on a small lake in California. It is a beautiful day. The sound of an occasional sea bird cuts through the quiet. WILBUR WESTON, age 54, sits on the edge of the dock, fishing with his illegitimate son, KURT EVANS, age 10–40. KURT wears a red trucker’s cap and women’s shoes.
WILBUR: So, tell me about yourself, Kurt.
KURT: You already know I like fishing. I like to write, too. I mainly do odd jobs here and there. It’s hard for me to stay in one place for too long. I suffer from an uneasy restlessness… Growing up without a dad led to problems for me… I have an uneasiness I can’t seem to shake.
WILBUR: I’m sorry to hear that, Kurt!
KURT: It’s okay. Maybe things will change now.
WILBUR: Tell me… what was it like having Abby as your mother?
KURT: Having Abby for a mother was always… interesting.
WILBUR: In what way?
KURT: Like me, she too had a restless spirit. There was a time when she moved us from place to place… Wilbur, why did you and my mother break up?
WILBUR: When I was seeing her, she was a beautiful girl from town who attracted many campus admirers. One was a nasty rich kid who didn’t tolerate people outside his social circle… but he made an exception for your mother. I felt threatened when Abby started spending time with my rival. One night we had an argument about it… She left town soon afterward, and I never saw her again. I regret the things we said to each other! It was the last time we spoke.
KURT: Don’t feel bad. My mother didn’t talk about the past… But I could tell from the photos she kept how much you meant to her. I’ve been restless all my life… with a constant feeling of something missing.
WILBUR: I’m sorry you didn’t grow up with a father, Kurt.
KURT: It’s not your fault, Wilbur. You didn’t know. Besides, I’m lucky I had my mother as long as I did.
WILBUR: Still… it must have been difficult. I wish there was something I could do to help.
KURT: Spending time with you like this helps.
WILBUR: Kurt, your mother MUST have had companions when you were young. I can’t believe you had no one to call a father figure when you were growing up!
KURT: Sadly, there was no one steady I could call my dad. People came and went out of our lives. My mother never stayed in one relationship for long. We were fine, though, just the two of us. We managed to get by! ...She was always able to sell her paintings and photographs.WILBUR: Yes, she was a creative person... A true original.
Monday, January 18, 2010
Sunday, January 17, 2010
Mary Worth 654
I love how Kurt, over the last few weeks, has subtly revealed that he's a bit restless. Fortunately, restless people make excellent fishermen. What with all the bouncing around and loud noises they make.Today's Full Strip
Thursday, January 14, 2010
Mary Worth 652
Since June of 2008, Mary Worth and Me fans have been asking King Features Syndicate to add Mary Worth to their Cafe Press store! Guess what: Here it is!
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Wednesday, January 13, 2010
Mary Worth 651
For those who enjoy the Charterstone Jukebox, I added another song yesterday.
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Tuesday, January 12, 2010
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Monday, January 11, 2010
Sunday, January 10, 2010
Mary Worth 648
"Kurty-Wurty, your real daddy and I knew each other for three months in 1977. I was a wild and carefree local girl and he was journalism student at Local University. When I learned I was expecting you, I ditched him so I could raise you all by myself. You'll really like him. Here are forty-seven photos of us together having a wonderful time. When I'm dead, find him, bring him these photos, and go fishing with him. Happy birthday, my great big seven-year-old."Dear reader, Brian, has pointed out that the Seattle PI has started allowing readers to rate each comic strip they print. It's a great opportunity to let the editors in Seattle know how you feel about Mary Worth.
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Saturday, January 9, 2010
Mary Worth 647
It's a good thing we've established the fact that Kurt is indeed Wilbur's son. If they didn't look so much alike perhaps we would have suspicions, but given the obvious physical similarities, there is no reason to be nervous about them alone together down by the deserted river bank, bonding with each other, too far away for anyone to hear Wilbur screaming for help.I hope you have enjoyed the new song I added to the Charterstone Jukebox yesterday.
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