Today is the day we have waited for! And oh so worth the wait! Three floating heads, one of whom I actually recognize. Some things never change, but I guess hair color isn't one of those things.
Friday, September 20, 2013
Saturday, September 14, 2013
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For those of you who might be thinking, "Hey, what's a waterfall doing in Tucson, Arizona? That isn't what I was expecting!" I give you this website, which states: "The Tucson area is a waterfall lover's dream."
You see, Mary Worth & Me is a PLACE OF LEARNING.
Yesterday, I had a very special surprise when UPS delivered a package from long time Citizen of Santa Royale, Toots McGee!
Love and Other Stories of Mary Worth is a self published (presumably by King Features or Karen Moy or Uncle Joe) collection of three stories: Anna Tieg: Wannabe Home Wrecker, Aldo Kelrast, and Ice Castles, featuring the Worthy Award winning Lynn Griffin. This book may be the most awesome present anyone has ever given me. Thanks, Toot, for thinking of me. It will hold a place of honor between my nearly complete collection of Peanuts strips and Floyd Gottfredson's Mickey Mouse serials.
Friday, September 13, 2013
Thursday, September 12, 2013
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Don't be an Aggie. Accept change. See things differently. I know I do. I see that Mary and Shannon have moved indoors. I also seem to be having some sort of strange, out-of-body experience, where I am looking down from above at their plates that suddenly have food-like images on them, while still feeling as if I'm face-to-face with Shannon and Mary. Sometimes all we need is a CHANGE OF PERSPECTIVE!
Wednesday, September 11, 2013
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Shannon has a hard job. It's harder than it looks to get people to relax on yoga mattresses and talk in circles.
Oh, and you know who else has a hard job? These folks.
I'd post others, but I'm eating breakfast.
Tuesday, September 10, 2013
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Speaking of change, I'm not nearly as concerned about how quickly the clouds are rolling in as I am that the horizon east of the mountains has suddenly dropped into oblivion.
Saturday, September 7, 2013
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Where ever they are going to eat, I hope they serve corned beef hash on Rehash Sundays. I admit that I am looking forward to learning more about what happened. For a while there, I didn't think I'd ever figure it out.
Thursday, September 5, 2013
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This is wonderful news! Mary is wearing a suit! It looks like she's packed up her scrubs and is finally heading home. Hurry home, Mary! We can't wait to hear all about your wonderful vacation. And if you're anything like Dawn and Wilbur last year, you're going to have to tell the story over and over and over again.
Wednesday, September 4, 2013
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We all know that people don't speak this way, but Shannon isn't speaking. She's thinking. And most people do think this way. They also think, "I wonder if Mary is coming back here to Charterstone? We sure do miss her." "I wonder whatever happened to that old dame who had so much advice?" "Ol' whatsername... I almost forgot about her. You know who I'm talking about don't you?" "I've sure raised a lot of money lately for the hospital, why am I suddenly so focused?" and "They're canceling Ask Wendy? Did Wendy die or something?"
Tuesday, September 3, 2013
Tuesday, August 27, 2013
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If you need support, Shannon, maybe you should join a support group. That is if you can restrain yourself from judging and insulting everybody.
Monday, August 26, 2013
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This indeed is an injustice! Fortunately, you have all kinds of malpractice insurance, so you should be fine. What's that? You mean to say that you aren't legally authorized to lead a therapy group? Oh... Isn't the Beauty of Nature Restorative??
My son wanted me to share this video he worked on all month. I was actually kind of jealous what Kids These Days can accomplish.
Sunday, August 25, 2013
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I've stopped trying to reconcile Mary Worth with reality. Fitting this stip into the world as I know it is like fitting a salmon square into a round hole. And that's the beauty of it. I suppose it is why I love Mary Worth.
So, cry your tears, Shannon. Aggi is out for revenge and your manager has no idea if you are a good employee or a bad employee. If only someone had seen that you only offered your opinion to be of help. Perhaps they could come to your defense.
Friday, August 23, 2013
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Oh, congratulations to Mary on her proper use of the oft abused phrase "deep-seated."
Also, I thought it might be fun to watch this video:
Thursday, August 22, 2013
Wednesday, August 21, 2013
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Oh, Shannon, such a professional. Your clinical therapy license, which by law you are required to have to conduct group therapy, is certainly proving useful in this difficult situation. Fortunately, you have witnesses who will back you up. "Aggi misunderstood! Shannon was only offering a suggestion! She was only trying to help."
Tuesday, August 20, 2013
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Well, I'd say that this Sharing Circle was a disaster. But not as big a disaster as a certain wedding reception I recall:
Monday, August 19, 2013
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Huh. It looks like years of stretching and yoga have not prepared Shannon for the emotional fallout that comes with leading an illegal therapy group without a license.
Thursday, August 15, 2013
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So, this is going well. The Sharing Circle has turned into a competitive pity party. Listening to strangers whine about raising their families and being gainfully employed is far better than going home to families and gainful employment. Best vacation ever. Why would anyone ever want to leave?
Monday, August 12, 2013
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Karen Moy, Man Lesson: Men do not go to women's prisons or spas. They do not sign up for "Sharing Circles." And for the love of hunting bear with a Bowie knife, they do NOT -- they ESPECIALLY do NOT -- volunteer to share first!


























