Mary Worth 4195

"... In age, finances, education? In health, talents, family disfunctions? In addictions, drink preferences, gambling debts? In genetic mutations, body odors, multiple affairs? Underwear, flatware, flatulence? Everything? Are you sure? Don't you want a little variety in your life? Wilbur Weston is the one for you!"

Mary Worth 4192

Even now, Mary is forumlating a plan to get these two together. She just has to help Wilbur go about it right.

Mary Worth 4189

"Wilbur's watching you, From a distance." - Bette Midler

Mary Worth 4188

I still think Wilbur's dead and that Estelle needs serious psychological help.

Mary Worth 4187

Missed Opportunity: Wilbur-cat should have one eye.

Mary Worth 4186

At first, I thought Wilbur was outside her window again, but THEN I realized this is a floating head. Perhpas in the top five of all floating heads.

Mary Worth 4184

Time for the restraining order. I mean, this is freaking horrifying. Ironically, he is actually stalking someone else in the class.

Mary Worth 4183

Fate is an awfully powerful word, Wilbur. It implies the gods have brought you together multiple times in a single day, and that should Estelle eschew frantenizing with you in the pet food aisle, the furies will be summoned to destroy you both. Gosh, I hope you're right.

Mary Worth 4182

Wilbur's got his stalker shoes on. He snuck right up on her. I get the feeling this may become a running gag.

Mary Worth 4181

Estelle looks like she's seeing a ghost. Which, if the Worthiverse were fair, she would be.

Mary Worth 4146

Oh, Wilbur! If ever there was a slap-my-forehead moment, this is it! But seriously, I can't believe he hasn't spotted the already-married Nan. Most marriages do end in divorce, I hear.

Mary Worth 4142

Wilbur, your perpetual misery is going to have to wait. We've already had a preview that the next story is a Tommy/Brandy story. Cliffhangers will be abundant.

Mary Worth 4137

If you look closely, it appears Mary wore her purple dress. What a shock. Jeff is nowhere to be seen because he doesn't like wearing purple.

Mary Worth 4029

"I'm happy to look at you guys. I have two fish, a shriveled hand, and a nice place to live, for now. I am content."

Mary Worth 4028

Ah, Stellan and Willa... or should I say, Drs. Stellan and Willa. While we were running around with Dawn and Jared, Stellan and Willa were busily enrolled at SRCc and earned their associates degree in social work, which qualifies them to practice psychotherapy in Santa Royale.

Mary Worth 3987

I, like Wilbur, feel as if this break has been much longer than it really has been. I was surprised to see that it has just been going on since January. It feels like it has been at least a year. Strangely, though, I can't remember anything that has happened since then? Maybe something about Dawn and Jerome (was that his name?). It's all just a blur.

Mary Worth 3986

Don't flatter yourself, Wilbur. He makes way more than twice your salary!

She wasn't a 'hot lady,' Wilbur. She was a con artist. And you blew Dawn's college fund on her.

Mary Worth 3985

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It has happened! For 15 years I've waited for a just a little information about Wilbur's ex-wife! I had finally decided to just ignore that Dawn ever even had a mother, and was just created in Wilbur's dark basement with some cleaning supplies and double-A batteries. But here we have it. Wilbur was married to an uptown girl and it didn't work out. Oh my gosh, the one time I want a Wilbur story, and I think Dawn is headed out for muffins with Mary.

Mary Worth 3984

"Take for example Estelle. She wants to break up with me just because I didn't die when I fell off a ship. And because I'm a drunk. And obese. And a complete charicature of a man."

Mary Worth 3983

I can't remember for sure, but weren't Estelle and Wilbur on a break the last time we saw them? Now they've gotten back together and she wants another break? I can't keep track, and I don't want to know. For those of you who were getting tired of Dawn and Jared, please remember that it could be worse. Much, much worse.