Mary Worth 4043

I love, love, love that Mary chose to use the word "comply." Because of course, everyone always does.

Mary Worth 4042

It wouldn't be Mary Worth without a two-week recap of everything that has already happened. Just so we get a little closure.

Mary Worth 4041

Thank you, Captain Obvious. If it weren't best in the long run, Mary Worth never would have advised it!

Mary Worth 4040

These two should get off the grid entirely. They won't be missed.

Mary Worth 4039

Well, last week we went boating, and now it looks like we will be walking. One thing is certain, we will "enjoy" another week of self congratulations. I'll keep my eyes open for more recycling since it looks like our creative team is still taking time off to refresh, recharge, and return with lots of new and exciting adventures. I am sure it will be worth the wait.

I haven't normally thrown exteriors in the recycling bin, but today I'm recycling the dialog.

Mary Worth 4038

But is boring peaceful? This is a more relevant question.

Mary Worth 4037

I hope Auntie June is enjoying her vacation. She's earned it.

Also, for your fun and amusement:

Mary Worth 4036

"You are the real deal, Mary. Everyone knows that you've always run things at the hospital."

My recycling efforts are getting exhausting. Please, June Brigman! Come home from your vacation soon! I miss you!!

Mary Worth 4035

Jeff's blind ambition has left him an empty shell of a sea captain, forever destined to roam the briny deep in search of his lost treasure and, almost as importantly, his lost self.

Fortunately he has Mary to validate him.

Mary Worth 4034

It reminds me of another perfect day, in a simpler, far more naive time:

Mary Worth 4033

I'm trying to think if Jeff has even met Dawn, or if he only knows her through Mary's incessant gossip. Either way, I am sure he's glad that Mary has reached the end of her story. I only hope that we have as well.

Also, For your fun and amusement:

Mary Worth 4032

Jeff, you're really going to hussle if you're going to drive her to the harbor, rig out your boat, and cast off before the sun sets at 6:59 PM tonight in Santa Royale, California.

Mary Worth 4031

Including your awful father. Remember, the person you never want to be like? The one who gives you Worthy-Award-worthy nightmares? And a 65-year-old widow, and Cathy who you hardly ever see. What a wonderful support system you have.

If you haven't had time recently to dance to the Charterstone Jukebox, there's a party today at the clubhouse, and you're invited!

Mary Worth 4030

I'll take "Romantic Dates" for under $2, Mayim.

Mary Worth 4029

"I'm happy to look at you guys. I have two fish, a shriveled hand, and a nice place to live, for now. I am content."

Mary Worth 4028

Ah, Stellan and Willa... or should I say, Drs. Stellan and Willa. While we were running around with Dawn and Jared, Stellan and Willa were busily enrolled at SRCc and earned their associates degree in social work, which qualifies them to practice psychotherapy in Santa Royale.

Mary Worth 4027

Oh, Dawn... that's what you said before you met Jared, and Hugo, and Dr. Fletcher, and Professor Harlan, and Jim, and Drew, and Dave.

Mary Worth 4026

When you say, "Sit this one out..." what are you referring to? Currently, you are playing the game alone by default, not by choice. Do you mean "sit the next one out"? Because I call foul; we all know you are lying and will instantly fall in love with the next male you meet.

Mary Worth 4025

I can certainly see why Dawn enjoys hanging out with Mary so much. She can put you to sleep better than benzodiazepines. Of course, you're going to need some opioids for the pain. Tommy Beedie has got you covered.

Mary Worth 4024

Careful, Dawn. You can't start bantering phrases like "years ago" about without destroying the illusion that you are 20. If you're 20 in 2022, then that means you were 15 when you dated the married Dr. Fletcher years ago in 2017. Sleazy, indeed.

Mary Worth 4023

And to Wanders' life. Don't forget how much you have both contributed to MY life. Also, where'd that lemonade Mary is holding come from? Lemonade with quiche? Oh, wait! It's recycling day.