Mary, you are leading him on! If ever Jeff has thought you would say yes (and he's thought it so many times), this is the moment. This...

Jeff, I really hope that when you propose in the car while you're stuck in traffic, that she says yes. I can never get enough wedding ...

"I'm thinking of my friend, Iris. You've never met her, Jeff, but this is her wedding party. In fact, her husband is paying f...

Way to hold on to your independance, Jeff. Mary managed to coordinate the entire congregation with her purple dress, but you somehow manag...

Elbert Hubbard really sounds like he knows what he's talking about. Sheesh... he sounds like some sort of soap salesman.

Oh, Jeff. Mary Worth has NEVER negated the importance of what she does. The thought never even crossed her mind! Don't make me laugh. ...

I love, love, love that Mary chose to use the word "comply." Because of course, everyone always does.

It wouldn't be Mary Worth without a two-week recap of everything that has already happened. Just so we get a little closure.

Thank you, Captain Obvious. If it weren't best in the long run, Mary Worth never would have advised it!

These two should get off the grid entirely. They won't be missed.

Well, last week we went boating, and now it looks like we will be walking. One thing is certain, we will "enjoy" another week of...

But is boring peaceful? This is a more relevant question.

I hope Auntie June is enjoying her vacation. She's earned it. Also, for your fun and amusement:

"You are the real deal, Mary. Everyone knows that you've always run things at the hospital." My recycling efforts are getti...

Jeff's blind ambition has left him an empty shell of a sea captain, forever destined to roam the briny deep in search of his lost trea...

It reminds me of another perfect day, in a simpler, far more naive time:

I'm trying to think if Jeff has even met Dawn, or if he only knows her through Mary's incessant gossip. Either way, I am sure he...

Jeff, you're really going to hussle if you're going to drive her to the harbor, rig out your boat, and cast off before the sun set...

"It's too painful for My Son to talk about, but I'm sure he wants me to talk about it with everyone at the hospital where we ...

I hope it wasn't the whole story because I could use a lot more Stretch Armstrong dreams, girl fights, and trailer park shame.