"There's no use trying to make sense of it." The first rule of all great writing. PSA: Remember, today is free Slurpee day.

This is serious stuff. I shouldn't make any jokes about this kind of crime. But as Jess told her story, who among us did not think of ...

Estelle went from vague recognition in yesterday's strip to smooching on the bench. Her dementia explains a lot about this relationshi...

She also pulled at your Rolex. Maybe that's why you dreamt she pulled your arms 20 feet long - you were trying not to lose your watch....

Ah, the dog days of summer. Just what we've waited for. We endured girl fights, profanity, bizarre dreams, and at last we've final...

Congratulations to Helen Clark for finding Max even before the great tracker Greta! You were right: At the Blah Blah bench! You did it wi...

Whew. I was worried that today's strip would just be about talking about doing something ( see panel 1 ) instead of something actually...

Yes, it is International Praise-the-Madonna-of-Charterstone Day.

Unexpected changes? Yes, please! The whole world is hoping for a change, but for those of us who follow Mary Worth, the monotony is especi...

Welcome to the friend zone, Jared.

So Jared uses the ol' kiss-me-before-we-die line. There's something about seeing other couples walk by while you sit on the Blah B...

Yikes! Chin Napkin and The Blah Blah Bench all in the same week! Hold the phone! This relationship is moving way too fast!

Of course money from Estelle! Who else would have covered his loss? His employer? His insurance company? Don't you know anything about...

I keep thinking Myster Wynter is some sort of stage name for a professional wrestler. I definitely want to see him in a cage match with Hi...

Tommy has never been in a relationship with a woman long enough for it to reach the abusive stage. Tommy and methamphetamine, however, hav...

Over the weekend, we learned that Zak is now "working" because "a game" he "developed" is "taking off....

I find it quite appropriate that Iris and Zak have chosen as their "usual place" the most uncomfortable bench in town.

There's really only two ways this can end, Wilbur. You either successfully extract yourself from the Worthiverse and Iris never sees y...

  Be careful that you know what you're doing, Wilbur. Once you leave the Worthiverse, you can never go back. Also, there are fewer wom...

Well played, Wilbur. Well played. The first step in a successful Worthiverse extraction is to sever all emotional ties. It must be done in...