"They call it a screwdriver."

Ian, the only person you're complimenting here is yourself. I'm surprised Toby doesn't throw her expensive drink in your face.

If you look closely, it appears Mary wore her purple dress. What a shock. Jeff is nowhere to be seen because he doesn't like wearing p...

That's enough for me, too. I'm outta' here.

First of all, Ian, you don't "Try Out," you Audition. Secondly, you're going to need to learn the actor's spelling: ...

"Don't ever let it happen again."

Ian, not used to being kissed at home, decides exhibitionism must be Toby's thing, and he's okay with that.

"I'm so happy to meet your grandfather, Ms. C. Would you like me to sketch him with my keen eye?"

Of course there are some things that a lady doesn't disclose.

This is true. Anyone else would set him straight. He is adult man who knows you are his married college professor. But of course, this is ...

If it doesn't work, I guess you'll have to start dating Cal. By the way, why did you take off your wedding ring?

Maybe he can do to Cal exactly what he did to Helen:

This is the most interesting panel of today's strip. Well, not exactly. Toby's story is fascinating. It's just too bad that we...

Awesome. This is one of the best fizzled endings I can remember. So much potential. So thoroughly unsatisfying. I live for this. Wow. I do...

"Oh, dear," is right Mary. Toby has said this without a trace of irony. Mary is kind of shocked by all of these revelations, but...

I guess. Doesn't seem likely, but whatever.

I'm sure glad we didn't have to sit through Ian's shifty explanation of all this. That may have been more drama than we can ha...

His former student, just like Toby. Long hmmmmmm.

That's what men are for, Toby, but how exactly did he do it? I certainly hope he didn't resort to violence.

Uh-oh.