I hope Blonde Jeff remembers all the problems Brunette Jeff's jealousy created when Mary started dating Ron Amalfi. Of course, really...

In a desperate attempt to once again gain Mary's attention, Jeff has dyed his hair blonde. Today's Full Strip

Oh, this is going to be one of those Mary Goes Too Far stories, like when she broke up with Jeff because he didn't like her dating a ...

After looking at John Dill's genius designs addressing the "Beauty of Nature," I think it is finally time for me to endorse l...

And so it begins. Welcome to your new life, John Dill. Or shall I say, welcome to Mary's life, for your free will has been purloined ...

I hope that Mary and John plan to work in John's kitchen. The way that Mary's walls, windows, and appliances move around, John co...

As John Dill accepts the fact that his deceased wife Eleanor was right when she told him that he can never do anything on his own, I want...

Meanwhile, across town, Dr. Cory gets disappointing news: Dear Dr. Cory: We regret to inform you that your submission to the Santa Roya...

At this pace? Uh, not likely. Today's Full Strip

While John Dill is distracted by the legal mumbo-jumbo of his three page entry form, his mustache slowly creeps past his nasolabial fold i...