I'm sorry, what? You've been friends with Jared for several years? So, like in high school? But that would mean you were dating th...

I'm concerned that Jared has declared his love at least twice, but for the third time, Dawn is confessing that she has only "fall...

This is their life together now. Endlessly declaring their love for one another and aimlessly wandering through a bad part of town. Just ...

Also relevant: "Nothing is as dangerous as an ignorant friend; a wise enemy is to be preferred." - Jean de la Fontaine "N...

Past few MONTHS? Wait... where have I been? Dawn bumped into you at the pizza joint. You went on a date to see "Ruse of the Fast Talk...

It always does, Dawn, it always does. Until the next boy comes along.

Jared is having second thoughts already, now that she's attainable. Thank you, Downpuppy ! How could I have forgotten Dave?

Hugo, it won't be long before you've taken the long walk to oblivion, like so many other men in Dawn's life. I'm not count...

Welcome to the friend zone, Jared.

So Jared uses the ol' kiss-me-before-we-die line. There's something about seeing other couples walk by while you sit on the Blah B...