Mary Worth 3240

Of course, no real doctor would actually say something like this. Iris is in the loan office at a used car dealership. Which explains why the exam room has executive seating. 

Mary Worth 3239

Hypothyroidism sounds a lot like Happy Thanksgiving. 

I want to wish all of you a great day today full of turkey and other things to be grateful for. And I’m wishing Nance a quick and full recovery. We miss you and hope you are feeling better every day. 

Mary Worth 3238

I used to be amazed at how creative Joe Giella got drawing reflections, but I'm glad that Joan Brigman also finds them challenging.

Mary Worth 3237

It's because you're 47 and you haven't changed what you eat.

Mary Worth 3236

Today, I hate Zak again. I also hate Mary. Also, Iris looks 20, so I'm confused. What I really want to know is if Wilbur is still standing outside Estelle's window, soaking wet, with his boombox running out of battery power and his arms in agony after imitating Unbroken all night long.

Mary Worth 3235

Pretty much not the message you want to be sending right now, Wilbur. In fact, the exact opposite message you want to be sending.

Mary Worth 3234

"The Pina Colada Song" isn't quite "In Your Eyes," but it is about alcohol and cheating, so perhaps it is more appropriate than the Say Anything anthem.

Mary Worth 3233

Wilbur is always so cute when he grovels.

Mary Worth 3232

Now we will find out if Wilbur can actually stalk two women at one time.

Mary Worth 3221

I need not remind you that this dream sequence is no less bizarre than anything else in this strip.

Mary Worth 3220

It's easier to win the game, when your Mystery Date is already inside your house.

Mary Worth 3229

Libby: Meow?

Estelle: I said, don't ask.

Mary Worth 3228

If by "check on you," you mean, "dump you," then I'm fine with that. However, I'm not sure he'll have much of a cell phone signal at the Cliffs of Insanity.

Mary Worth 3227

Don't be so generous, Estelle. If he was sober, the date would have been even worse!

Mary Worth 3226

... And, scene!

I feel like this entire Thai Restaurant date has been one long set up. I'm ashamed I didn't see where this was going.

I just had to share that last night Mrs. Wanders and I went to see Hamilton in Philadelphia, and stopped at a restaurant on Walnut Street called Chatayee Thai. It was even better than My Thai on Elm Street. In fact, it was the best Thai restaurant we've been to in three years since moving to South Jersey from Maryland. We had resigned ourselves to the belief that the one cuisine missing from the otherwise exquisite regional menu was Thai. But we solved that last night. I've never photographed my food before, and I felt like such a dweeb doing it, but I had to share my order with you: Pad Thai with tofu, of course.

Mary Worth 3225

"When I found out he lived at Charterstone, I wanted to meet him in person. Now I want to move."

By the way, if you haven't listened to the Charterstone Jukebox lately, the new lead song "Once Again" by the Hi-Lo's is the perfect Wilbur anthem.

Mary Worth 3224

Don't you dare say what everybody's thinking.

Mary Worth 3223

I eat a lot of Thai. I'm just gonna guess, based on the waiter's skin tone and chest hair, that My Thai is not the best restaurant in town.

Mary Worth 3222

Desserts are on the other side of the menu, Wilbur.

Mary Worth 3221

No, Wilbur. You were happy because you had a Polaroid camera and you didn't have to wait five days for Palgreens to develop your film. Ah, those were the days.

And a very special thank you to Sarah K., Clare A. and Fraser W. for your donations. I've also really enjoyed the kind notes that people send with their gifts. You really make me smile.