Mary Worth 3778

Freak! Are those the same muffins that were in the same Zip-Lock bag that the Milk-Bones and catnip treats were in? Bon Appetite.

Mary Worth 3777

I get that panel 2 is more exciting as Mary gets her meddle on, but this panel is more interesting to me (I'm just not interested in excitment; thus, the existence of this blog). Note Mary's use of the plural, "Their previous relationships." This is accurate. Estelle and Wilbur have broken up at least twice. But Mary has refused to give up on them. Perhaps she knows they're both idiots and perfect for each other.

Happy Thanksgiving everybody.

Mary Worth 3770

Pets 'R' Us? Is he buying Geoffry Giraffe?

Mary Worth 3769

Estelle is sad. Pierre is sad. Wilbur is definitely sad. But, Libby? Libby is grinning like a diabolical Cheshire. Her evil plan to destroy Wilbur Weston continues right on schedule. Not satisfied with driving a wedge between Wilbur and Estelle, she has now managed to steal his dog, simply by pretending to be its friend. Now, to turn Dawn against him and all will be complete.

Mary Worth 3768

"Sure, I love dogs. I used to have a boyfriend who had a dog!"

Mary Worth 3767

Libby's happiness is all that ever mattered, isn't it? And if she's happy to see Wilbur tomorrow, I'm going to cough up a hair ball.

Mary Worth 3766

Only Wilbur would spot his Ex on a date with a hot veterinarian, and show up with breakfast early the next morning.

Mary Worth 3765

Mary disapproves of sing offs, and much prefers fighting the old fashioned way. At this point, I must say that I agree with her. How many songs are they going to sing? They've been hogging the stage for 25 minutes at least by now. We can google "Bad Breakup Songs," too, Moy.

Mary Worth 3764

Yikes. Do you know who I really feel sorry for? The purple silhouettes who can't seem to get a turn at the microphone and who have to listen to some of the worst karaoke selections I can think of.

Mary Worth 3763

He sounds just like Justin Timberlake! He's even got the ramen hair!

Mary Worth 3762

Dr. Ed Harding has a strict never-date-a-patient policy.

Mary Worth 3761

I feel almost as if Karen Moy is pandering to her audience, knowing how much we love to see Wilbur suffer. But I don't think we have ever seen him suffer as much as we will. I am honestly looking forward to tomorrow again.

Mary Worth 3760

Wilbur, he probably loathes you. You only bought him to attract women and he "senses" your resentment. I'd say your relationship with your dog is working out just about as well as all your other relationships.

Mary Worth 3759

Ted Confey was a villain. Ted Miller was a lech. Ned Fletcher was a cad. Why should we assume Ed is any better, just because he drops a consonant from his name.