"And if you want to get ahead in this crazy business, I suggest you stop balancing your work and private life as well. We aren't ...

The only thing wearing Dr. Ed out is Steven's constant complaints and cavilling. It's time for Steven to find a new job. Perhaps h...

"I also wanted to drink Slurpees and play with Pokémon cards all day. Kids are stupid."

It sounds like Dr. Ed may not "rely" on Steven as much as he pretends. I'm glad I'm not the only one who wants Steven to...

Now we've come full circle. Back to Dr. Ed's private life and self care. I'm starting to feel uncomfortable.

I'm a little tired your tears, too, Steven. And so much more.

It's time for these two humanitarians to create a false Facebook account and bully the #$%^& out of Mrs. Brown and her little dog,...

While you're looking at your phone, you might notice that Springfield, California, is north of Yosemite. Sounds like Trixie's owne...

Rewards like dating your patients' owners, Uncle Ed??

Woah, wait a minute. Steven has already completed veterinary school and he wasn't prepared to deal with grumpy pet owners or the emoti...

Just four? Down the road at Animal Shelter, they put down four every morning, and three more in the afternoon. And not just old, loved ani...

Wait, have we met this vet before? I have this vague recollection that at one time we all thought Estelle was going to fall for her vet, b...

Nan, do you realize you're talking outloud? Given that you don't know anybody here -- Are Zak's parents here? -- who are you t...

Way to hold on to your independance, Jeff. Mary managed to coordinate the entire congregation with her purple dress, but you somehow manag...

And just like that, they are no longer living in sin! It's about time we cleaned up this strip.

Wait! You forgot to ask Wilbur if he has any objections! Now he has to hold his peace forever!

Zak, when Iris said she wanted a simple wedding ceremony, she didn't mean you shouldn't shave. You, too, may be in a rush, but be...

Just when I thought I couldn't take it anymore, this happened, and I smiled a little bit. It made me think of other funny twin comme...

"Zakie's Aura" is the name of Nan's band. Most people mispronounce it.

If you'd like to know more about what scientists term Cute Aggression and why something is seriously wrong with this picture, watch th...