Karen Moy LOVES me! She knows how I respond to the most beautiful words in the Worthiverse: I'm going to tell you a story. Never doubt K...

This has been the best Christmas ever. Thank you Mary Worth. I thought Jill making a scene at the rehearsal dinner was as good as it could g...

I have no idea who Mister Optimist is, but let this be a lesson to us all. Just because two middle-aged people embrace at the hospital is no...

While Bonnie's therapy has put her on the joy side of life's continuum, Ernie has been sapped of all color and light and is left the...

Two Beatles songs in one week! First, "Doctor Robert," and now "A Little Help From My Friends." How awesome is this? Wel...

I guess we can now stop calling her Bonnie? Bonnie Johnson?, and call her bonny Bonnie Johnson instead. Like Aldo Kelrast, Vera Shields, Ted...

With apologies to Sir Pauls McCartneys: Ring my friend, I said you call Doctor Roberts Day or night he'll be there any time at all, Doct...

For Better or For Worse? That makes me want to buy books! I just hope they have something for me. Today's Full Strip

Based on the number of books on that book shelf, I'm concerned that Ernie's not staying in a hotel on business, but that his regular...

Another thing couples argue about is who gets to wear the chin napkin. But in a remarkable display of magnanimity, Mary Worth has relinquish...

What Bonnie is imagining: To see more of why Bonnie is feeling so great, click here . Today's Full Strip

If I understand Bonnie correctly, Mary, she's suggesting that she can handle this on her own, and that she really doesn't need your ...

Mary Worth may be "there" for Bonnie, to help her sort out the mess she calls life, and the mess she calls home, but she isn't...

I don't think I want to know all of Bonnie's bad habits, but cross dressing is clearly one of them.

And I know a fashion counselor whom Bonnie and Ernie can talk to. Er... with whom they may speak. If you're like me, you thought of one ...

Four piles. Four different destinies. The sorter shall decide. But who shall presume to sort? Only Mary Worth, for her decree shall not be o...

Mary, I must respectfully disagree. You most certainly can have it both ways. You can have your cake and eat it too. The New York Times and ...

Mary, get help. Please. Before it is too late. Your problem is as easy to see as a room full of boxes, obvious to everyone but yourself. Of ...

Well, gee, Mary... Thanks. Now that you put it that way, I've completely lost my compulsive desires. If only other addicts would stop an...

I think Bonnie speaks for the entire Charterstone residency when she says, "Don't judge me, Mary." Perhaps it is Mary Worth wh...