I take it back! "Enjoy" makes a last minute surge toward the finish line. We are almost finished, aren't we? Good: 21 Enjo...

A perfect example of dialogue that would work better if Katie had allowed Esme to fall to her death. I think I'm just going to imagine...

Katie's Thought Bubble: I love him, but can I trust him again? That look in his eyes tells me that he wants to quit smoking and shipbo...

Hey, guys, I'm over at Derek and Katie's cabin listening to her tell Derek all about how Esme tried to murder her and fell overboard...

I'm not sure how Derek intends to fulfill his promise never to look at a cigarette. Maybe he'll put the patch over his eyes. His...

Today's strip would be a lot more satisfying and make a lot more sense if Katie had quietly watched until Esme lost her grip and plung...

No, Derek, Mary didn't say apologize! She said make Katie understand. You are totally off script right now, and I won't be held re...

"Your paramour tried to murder me during the hurricane, but when the ship lurched she fell overboard. I saved her life, and she vowed...

"Here, I just ordered this print of you and Katie before you walked in. I keep pictures of all my victims. But I think you need it mo...

Mary offers excellent advice! The only problem is that she's basing it on faulty information. I think Derek should probably " rev...

"The other thing I have in common with Esme is we both know all the words to all the songs in all the Bing Crosby "Road" mo...

Derek, it's your choice. You can either be a caveman (smoking, lying, cheating), or you can be a sensitive new age man (crying on the ...

Careful, Derek, this is how you got in trouble with Entertainer Esme.

Derek mourns at the wall of missing passengers. Most of them either slipped under the "safety" rail, or were thrown overboard by...

"Attention passengers: Parents are reminded to never ever ever ever let go of their child's hand while onboard this vessel. That...

Citizen Scottie McW rightfully accused me of abandoning ship yesterday. It was heartbreaking to be unable to post on such an historic day......

This seems to be more than a 'lurch.' Based on the angle of the horizon, that ship is going down. But given the image below, how...

As the star of the shipboard entertainment, Esme is probably aware of the extensive network of security cameras throughout the vessel. She...

Moy and Brigman do it again, establishing an entirely new genre: Comic Noir. Someone is going to commit a murder! My money is on Katie, an...

Without any fish on the carpet, how will Katie know where to go?