Karen Moy LOVES me! She knows how I respond to the most beautiful words in the Worthiverse: I'm going to tell you a story. Never doubt K...

Erm... Scott, on your way to your local honeymoon destination is probably not the best time to bring up Ted Confey. Maybe before you propose...

Please... stop the car... I need you to let me out... I do not want to be here... I do not want to go on this honeymoon. I keep waiting for ...

For three days we've watched Scott pack that trunk with about as much hand-me-down luggage as it can hold, and where are they going? Nor...

Kids, let this be a lesson to you. Jill Black could have easily saved 700,000 French Pacific Francs if she hadn't gotten so drunk at las...

If you think things have been exciting this week as Adrian has read Jill's letter, just wait until next week when Scott reads it! Today...

You mean, erase from our memories the most memorable, spectacular, excellent moment in Mary Worth in 2010? A moment so awesome that Joe Giel...

"It doesn't matter how... It doesn't matter that you were a fool to lose $50,000 to a con man... it doesn't matter that you...

"I'd know that handwriting anywhere... it's on all of my performance reviews." In other news, an exhibit called "All ...

I'm not saying you can't clap like that... it's physically possible, but emotionally disturbing to witness so close up. Today...

Drew! Oh, Drew! You made it. I can't tell you how excited I am to see you. You seem to have really matured since you left for Vietnam. Y...

Well, it was a lovely wedding... We gathered together at the Church of Math to add one man and one woman together to make one flesh, as the ...

This has been the best Christmas ever. Thank you Mary Worth. I thought Jill making a scene at the rehearsal dinner was as good as it could g...

That's right! Because this is a rehearsal dinner for those who can handle their liquor. What right does she have to show up if she can...

And with that, Adrian Corey restores order to the Worthiverse. The dinner show is over. Enjoy your meal. Bland is once again on the menu. Oh...

As Jill squeaks out one last comment, Moy and Giella squeak out one last nominee for the 2010 Worthy Awards. And after Maude's comment y...

While Scott and Jeff quietly escort the maid of honor out of the restaurant to drive herself home, I just want to recommend to everyone John...

And with one swift karate chop to Scott's throat, the marriage is off. Unfortunately, for Jill, she's spilled her silver goblet and ...

I get a little chuckle from today's strip because this used to be one of Mrs. Wanders' catch phrases: "What a crock." But ...

Say what you want: Jeff may have confused the rehearsal dinner with the reception; he may have confused the rehearsal dinner with the actual...