I'm glad you kept the wedding simple, Iris. Flowers everywhere, and gorgeous table settings. With hundreds of people dancing in a huge...

Nan, do you realize you're talking outloud? Given that you don't know anybody here -- Are Zak's parents here? -- who are you t...

Way to hold on to your independance, Jeff. Mary managed to coordinate the entire congregation with her purple dress, but you somehow manag...

And just like that, they are no longer living in sin! It's about time we cleaned up this strip.

I seriously thought Iris was wearing a stole made from irises.

Zak, when Iris said she wanted a simple wedding ceremony, she didn't mean you shouldn't shave. You, too, may be in a rush, but be...

If you look closely, it appears Mary wore her purple dress. What a shock. Jeff is nowhere to be seen because he doesn't like wearing p...

Fade to black. Please, please, please fade to black.

Iris's hearing isn't the best. It sounded like he said, "Growing pot."

Of course, Zak is still young and still wants excitment, so plan to see him fall from high places a lot.

The secret to a good marriage is a simple wedding. Actually, I kind of agree with that. I've never understood going into debt to get m...

This is why so many marriages fail today. Couples no longer fall off of lovers' leap to see if they're compatible.

That's kind of an ominous statement, Iris, considering that you're a widow .

If by a piece of Zak's heart, you mean his bank account, this story suddenly makes a lot more sense. While you're waiting for t...

No need to be jealous. Nan's upper body strength is nowhere near yours. Plus, her thyroid has absolutely no wonk.

True. Don't let jealousy and doubt destroy your relationship. However, in this case, Zak's immaturity, lack of respect for Iris...

Wait! You haven't called off the wedding yet? Those aren't jitters! Those are the screams of every rational cell in your brain war...

What are the odds, indeed. As I recall, it was pretty much 50:50. She was either going to be Iris's twin or MUCH more attractive. What...

Oh, good. I hope Mary helps. I hate to see these two kids fight. Er, this old lady fight with her kid. Er, fiance who is the same age as h...

"I don't know who I see because I can't tell you apart."