Hugo, it won't be long before you've taken the long walk to oblivion, like so many other men in Dawn's life. I'm not count...

More than anything, I wish we could see the Floating Heads that Mary is remembering:

Something tells me this story is about to get VERY interesting. Today's Full Strip

Deep down? If 600 text messages and 47 voice mails is "deep down," than look out when Dawn becomes demonstrative. And what is...

Finally. They take that long walk off a short pier. Today's Full Strip

I think Jim actually did grow a new arm. No one has used the word prosthetic, and the digital mobility of his left hand is far too advance...

Forget all the bad stuff. Like Merry's untimely death. And Lance Armstrong's disgraceful doping. Live Strong. Today's Full S...

Uh oh. Dawn, I'm not sure that it's a good idea for you to start speaking on behalf of Jim's dead sister. He already thinks y...

Well, it appears things are back to normal. Jim grew his arm back, and he's no longer a rage-aholic. And look, here comes his dead si...

You know, I don't think the weakness lies with the writer. I think it lies with the readers. At first I read this panel and thought, ...

"It was important to me that I see you... so I can grab your smartphone and personally throw it into the ocean. NOW LEAVE ME ALONE!...

"Did you hear me, Dawn? I'm quoting from Our Movie. Remember, I took you to see Casablanca, and then you rejected me? And then y...

Jim. Jim. I think you mean, "Of all the piers in all the towns in all the world, she walks into mine." Today's Full Strip ...

Dawn leaves the classic "just friends" voice mail. Some real zingers. "You're an amazing guy..." "Why mess w...

Did Humphrey Bogart teach you nothing, Jim? Never beg. Never whine. And never, ever squish your sippy cup! Today's Full Strip    

It's generally hard to take an enraged suitor seriously when he's holding a sippy cup. Today's Full Strip    

All week, I have regretted that I was unable to post on Monday's strip, which I think was one of my favorites all year. Here it is in it...

"I want us to be more than friends! I've asked my parents to adopt you!" Today's Full Strip  

He freaked? He freaked? This is freaking out?? Speaking of freaking out... this is one of my favorite Saturday Night Live sketches f...

Definitely don't look back. If you do, you might realize that Dave, with two arms, broke up with Dawn over five months ago, leaving Wil...