I was lucky to learn what a miserable profession sales would be as a Cub Scout trying to sell Scout-O-Rama tickets in my neighborhood. I fin...

Oh, the sweet, sweet irony. If only someone had said this at the Aldo Kelrast intervention. Then that story, too, could have had a happy en...

Genius! Genius! Don't you wish all of your problems worked out this well? But, alas, life often proves to be far more complex than a Mar...

For those of you considering a career change, I'd like to recommend this wonderful book by Nicholas Lore: Or you could just have coffee ...

And if you sell pharmaceuticals, you have an excuse to stalk Dr. Cory again. And now, a special note from Wanders to our newest readers. I j...

Mary has literally punched in Liza's face using only her most innocent smile and a loosely veiled threat. Today's Full Strip

Mary Worth, you diabolical dame! One cup of coffee is all it took for you to convince Liza to quit her job, thus saving Mountview Hospital t...

Now that they've traded seats, and Marge has filled their cups to the rim with Brim , things are a lot less messy. At least until Mary p...

Liza, by "mess" are you referring to this plot... or the forced perspective of this diner? Today's Full Strip

When I first read the phrase, "diligence as a nurse," I didn't know what was going on. I figured we'd moved on to some oth...

Does Liza have time to go to the diner across the street? Of COURSE she has time. She has hours to hang out and talk with Mary about the sec...

So this is what goes on in the ladies' room... Ladies don blue terrycloth robes while they smoke there mentholated Camel filters. Today...

Touché! Very nice move, Liza. Drew is completely thwarted. No one ever turns down an invite from Dr. Bailey. Other doctors wait years for d...

By my count, Drew has now officially broken up with Liza more times than they went out. Today's Full Strip

Quietly, Liza's evil balloons begin to gather behind Drew, ready to do her bidding. It seems that Drew will not be breaking up with Liza...

I think the problem is that Drew Cory's character is being written by a woman who wants Drew to break up with Liza, not realizing that g...

Right now there are a whole lot of sick patients wondering where the medical staff might be. But don't worry, they aren't far! All 2...

Drew has arrived just in time for his engagement party. Today's Full Strip

Looks like it's time for Drew to play a little "Doctor" -- A doctor who explains things. Like, why Liza's head is suddenl...

Don't go there, Drew, for heaven's sake. The restroom is down the hall. Today's Full Strip